Angerbate

The act of masturbating with no respect for your genitalia.

perhaps by...

Male: Jerking off until your dick bleeds then slamming your balls in a door.

Female: A 40 grit sandpaper dildo.

"I havn't got laid in so long I don't think I'll ever get laid again... I'm gonna go home and Angerbate!"

by dexredhead April 3, 2009

angernade

A collection of words that are a short, explosive verbal assault.

John's angernade took him completely by surprise.

by Clifford Latta February 27, 2008

Angermayer'd

When you get molested the day before the world ends

You: OH MY GAWD THE WORLD'S ENDING :(
Guy: How do you think I feel? I just got angermayer'd
You: LOL YOUR DAD

by SiikOpTic June 22, 2011

Angerbating

Being angry but not being able to express that anger so you furiously masturbate

Jason and Martin got into a fight, Jason was so angry that when he got home he started angerbating

by Give_me_them_toes November 6, 2018

Angerbating

Where a man is annoyed at something and Masterbates in an Angry mood.

Lyndol: Did ya beat the anger monkey our yer penis? What ya call it?
Richard: Angerbating? Yes. I beat that little monkey. Right out..

by Mark Jackson. January 18, 2009

angravated

the feeling of anger while one is aggravated

Susie was angravated

by ap11388 September 24, 2007

Angerbauer

Awesome (Not Ginger Ever) Rockin' Bodies. An Unusually Enticing Race.

Look at that Angerbauer!

Those Angerbauers are a well bred group of hotties.

I want to marry an Angerbauer and have Angerbauer babies!

by Angerbauermania January 5, 2013