Askististics

Your level of ass kising relative to others in your office or workgroup.

With the new boss coming Jon's level of askististics is going to be reset to zero with the new guy, so get ready for some major ass kissing.

by Brickprick January 18, 2011

Jewy Asskisser

A person seeking some sort of advancement from a Jewish individual by spreading his/her butt-cheeks and kissing their ass-hole leaving a brown residue on their nose. (Usually asking for money because of the assumption that Jewish people have a lot of it).

Guy 1: What does Fellman think he's going to get from being such a Jewy Asskisser?
Guy 2: I dunno. Ask Ryan his nose is already brown.

by ImaBadFish January 6, 2008

asskisser

Jeff Kreinbrook

I can't stand people who Jeff Kreinbrook their way to the top

by skinser September 24, 2003

asskisser

A person who kisses peoples asses

the bitch kissed my ass

by fuck off May 24, 2003

arskisser

an idiot who is always trying to get in the way of what you're trying to say, they will try to make u look bad

they worship someone else and suck up to them
they will swear loyalty but are only doing it for their selfishness

"Why is vanessa always sucking up 2 chloe?"

smart person: "Don't you know... she's an arskisser.."
good person: oh that makes sense

by cairyh0ochfairy June 5, 2020

Urban Asskissery

When people write about your name and it says something nice and makes you feel good about yourself, but in reality its people writing about their friends/crushes.

Person 1 - I'm going to look up my name in Urban Dictionary}.
Person 2 - Fine.
Person 1 - Wow, it says people who are named like me are super buff and handsome.
Person 2 - Nah, thats just Urban Asskissery
Person 1- Oh.

by whydoyouplaywithmyemotions July 11, 2018