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ambassador

When one goes to a country that doesn't speak your language, you pick up a chick and fuck her. While fucking her, you whisper in her ear "You have the dirtiest, smelliest, loosest cunt I've ever seen" in your sexiest, sweetest voice. She'll think you are saying something nice and charge you a few dollars less.
I was in Prague, I picked up some whore and while doing her from behind, I pulled an ambassador on her. She thought I was so nice, she paid me!
by McFlaskin February 7, 2005
mugGet the ambassadormug.

Ambassador

A homosexual. Short for: "Royal Ambassador of Rearendia."
I think that guy might be an ambassador.
by Kommander December 30, 2003
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The Ambassador

by Frodo Baggins January 12, 2005
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ambassador pineapple

A creative term for hand grenade, coined by Gordon Freeman while on his adventure through black Mesa in the machinima Freeman's mind
"this sounds like a job for ambassador pineapple, you'll be representing me out on the floor today" *explosion* "and we've come to a resolution*
by Freakingdoomguy April 18, 2019
mugGet the ambassador pineapplemug.

Coffee ambassador

Usually not a barista but office staff with to much extracurricular activities who follow all available coffee training rather than doing the work they were hired to do. After becoming coffee ambassador they will spend even less time working. It was intended for promoting coffee but usually these coffee ambassadors feel that they are better than anybody else. They are the kind of person that will tell somebody who drinks gourmet coffee that they are wrong because it is not roasted the Starbucks way or to tell a barista that he or she is doing his or her work the wrong way. Usually wears blinders and can not see things any other way than their own way. Despised by people who make coffee for a living and consider a parasite and a coffee tourist rather than a professional
The coffee ambassador refused to admit to the gourmet coffee drinker that there are coffees that taste better that Starbucks coffee. She even defended the taste of Pike Place roast without ever drinking it herself.
by Howard Schultz October 11, 2008
mugGet the Coffee ambassadormug.

Ambassadors Hedge

Immaculately trimmed minge - pencil thin but clearly visible.
Porn stars love an Ambassadors Hedge as do BBC newsreaders and Ambassadors wives.
by waz funnell June 10, 2010
mugGet the Ambassadors Hedgemug.

Anal Ambassador

A gay man who makes his ass available for penetration to men in other countries, cities, etc.
Ryan just got back from his trip to Europe...I heard he got his ass fucked in four different Countries

Yeah, he's a total anal ambassador
by Salin Vaar August 19, 2014
mugGet the Anal Ambassadormug.

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