alphaholic

A person who is obsessed with Text Messagingggg!
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GODDAMMIT Ashley! Stop Freaking Text Messagginnggg! You Fxcking ALPHAHOLICC!

by ashlxy February 20, 2007

Alphawolf

The most alpha of all. He takes from the millennial who can not master anything but high pitched whines. The anti-millennial.

"My girlfriend just left me for Alphawolf." I should go listen to panic at the disco"

by Zikotilla August 26, 2017

Alphamale

Big dickhead, they always seem to be the cockiest cunts on the planet and are absolutely a bunch of wankers that think they are top shit

This alphamale is an absolute cockhead

by Dick bigger than ur mum May 27, 2021

alphaholic

noun; the person who is the lead partyer in a given social group, i.e., the friend who always sets the intoxication standard.

Example: We followed our group's alphaholic, Pied Piper-like, down to the pub every Saturday night.

by fallingtopeaces December 28, 2009

Alphamale

Running up to someone and humping them in the ass. Usually used when people don't expect it.

"Dude, I just alphamaled him"

by Your fucking mom. June 7, 2009

alphaholic

Someone who always wants to be the first to do something or the winner of some event.

Damn dude, Jim is such an alphaholic. He's so obsessed with winning the race this weekend that it's becoming annoying.

by TexAMAggie05 November 5, 2006

Alphaholic

An individual with artistic sensibilities with an unabashed, all-consuming and dire desire for the avid seeking out and engagement of artistic and or culturally momentous fare and sensibilities.

Paul Mellon, one of the heirs of the vast Mellon fortune amassed by his grandfather Thomas and Father Andrew, proved to be one of the single greatest Alphaholics of the early 20th century ,as he had devoted a sizable amount of his inheritance to acquiring the single largest collection of british art outside of Great Britain

by L. Llewellyn James October 22, 2008