Literal aids

As bad as having actual, full blown aids

Dude that test was literal aids

by asdjlfka;jsdflkaweopire___as__ April 11, 2014

aids pig

Acronym: "Anti Intellectual Demagogue Spewing Pseudo-Intellectual Gibberish." Usually used in the context of an internet argument. Trying to use large words to appear smarter than one actually is.

Friend: "Anita kept using the phrase 'Intersectional tolerance' to justify authoritarian views"

Me: "What an Aids Pig"

by InseparableTheBand February 21, 2017

Yawn Aids

An unstoppable yawn, acquired from watching someone else yawn.

Bitch gave me Yawn Aids!

by animalpak6 June 16, 2011

Aids Fart

The especially rank, rancid gas that emits from one's bottom following a night of heavy drinking. Unbearable to even the person who "dealt" the fart.

"I'm so hungover...this is awful. And I have Aids farts!"

"Oh god it smells terrible. Do you have aids farts?"

by Sir Pippin of Dubs January 28, 2012

Siberian AIDS

When your balls get really cold and start shrinking, then you have Siberian AIDS!

Bob: Oh man, it was cold outside last night during football practice.

Steve: Yeah, I think I got Siberian AIDS.

by Des87 October 11, 2016

zimbabwean airstrike

A sex act in which a male ejaculates into the air, and the female does her best to catch every drop of semen in her mouth.

A point value is assigned for every drop caught in the woman's mouth. Remember this game involves teamwork, communication, and positivity.

"OH MY GOD, Brad and I played Zimbabwean Airstrike last night and I racked up over 7000 points"

by Carp32 May 18, 2018

loose gravel aids

When you have aids and your uterus is filled with gravel (small pieces of rock) and when you sneeze your gravel filled uterus shoots out.

"I have to go to the hospital. I think I have loose gravel aids."

by Typesofaids December 13, 2016