Aftermess

Someone who doesn't know when to stop partying.

Look at the cute Asian guy dancing alone on the dance floor. He is a total Aftermess.

by DRMinCali November 29, 2010

after piss

The glorious urination one engages in shortly after an orgasm. It is said to rival that of intoxicated pissing.

The party last night was amazing. I had, like, fifty beers! This chick even blew me! When she was done, I had to pee like a racehorse, so I staggered into the bathroom, had an after piss, and it was THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER.

by pupukachu March 10, 2010

After piss

When someone is done peeing, and the pull their pants up, but some pee still leaks out.

Girl: Johnny, did you pee your pants?

Johnny: Nah, just some after piss

by likeaboss900000 February 18, 2014

Afterism

Thinking of a witty statement, comeback, or argument, but only after the opportunity has passed and the conversation has moved on to a new subject.

1. "Ya well at least 'I' wasn't in remedial math!"

"What?"

"Y'know, about what you said earlier..."

"Man you've got some serious afterism goin on."

2. "Hey remember that cow we saw on the road back there? Well it looked like Jessic-"

"That was like half an hour ago?"

"Ya but... nevermind."

by Dwilkins June 12, 2009

afterish

A time that is not now and it's not too long in the future

I am going out with the boys I am being picked up afterish

by Zacyfix January 27, 2018

afterisk

(noun) - the text message one sends to provide corrected spelling for a typo in a previously sent text.

Paul (texting): Hey what time are you going to the pasty?
Paul (texting the afterisk): *party

by YankeeJew September 9, 2016

After-piss

The intense piss you have to take after an orgasm.

"brb, after-piss."

by 🅱️🏳️‍🌈😩 November 4, 2019