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afghan

people that will kick your ass, and throw sand in your eyes. they have magical powers too, but only when they are in a desert, because the sand gives them powers. if theyre not in the desert they have to carry a bag of sand around, but it doesnt give them as much power as the desert. dont fuck with them.
i cant think of an example right now, sorry!
by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005
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afghan

a crocheted blanket with a zigzag stripe pattern, usually knitted in psychedelic colors by an older female relative
On top of the neon pink and chartreuse afghan given me by Aunt Chardonnay on the occasion of my graduation from Lower Podunk Middle School, he fucked me all night long.
by Loci Genius April 21, 2005
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afghan

The manner in which an individual reacts to a certain situation. Usually negative, unexpected and exaggerated.
I was like a second late for class and sir went all afghan on me
by dicto-mate August 12, 2009
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afghan

by lila & set February 25, 2007
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Afghan

Afghans are the coolest people you will ever meet. The girls are not only hot, but have sharam and you guys probably don't know what the heck that means. The guys are also not only super hot, but they are funny and amazing (but too bad for you cause they only like afghan girls sorry dega).

Serious:
Person from Afghanistan which a country close to the Middle East but not included. It is known to be the coolest country on the world, and people are very freindly except for the few luchak men who like to pinch ur koon if you walk like you have a stick up ur koon. They like tea and are known for great hospitality.
Harvard and Oxford Univeristy Studies: It has been recently found out that Afghans are the coolest people in the world.<<true story
by ThatGirlJan January 25, 2011
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Afghan

The baddest people on the planet, will go to war with any of the other countries and they'll probably win. They've got the finest women in the world, the afghan men can kick all of your asses, they all carry AK 47's so don't fuck with them. AFG WILL TAKE OVER THE NEXT CENTURY SO WATCH OUT!!!
White people: You Afghan's got tremendous dicks...but I don't believe it.
by Blaal July 11, 2004
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Afghan

A group of people who have many misconceptions through media, often labeled as a middle eastern country with fanatical Muslim extremists. In fact Afghanistan is a part of central Asia, which has many different groups of people which inhabit the region, 40% are pushtuns, these people are often referred to as the 'proper afghans' as pushtun translated into Persian means afghan, however they are not native to the land or region there are some theories that indicate that they are a part of the lost tribes of Israel. There are also Tajiks which inhabit 30% of the population, they are persians as the word tajik is a turkic words meaning non turkic. there are are also hazaras, uzbeks. turkmen * two types, one is hazara turkmen and some are turkmen) and kyrgz (sometimes apart of the hazaras) these groups are turks with ancestry from the turkic regions of central Asia.
Afghans what a complex, dynamic people they are!
by cleveranon May 20, 2015
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