affront

To belittle or insult someone openly and to their face,thus causing them to feel dejected.

On February 24, 1980, 9 year old Luke affronted his brother,10 year old Linus,by saying,"Well,it looks like YOU have a RECTANGLE head!" thus causing Linus to lose his pompom snowhat and end up dejected and barehead,with a cold head,and Linus' hair a fright.

by JMC70 January 2, 2017

affinity

a natural attraction between persons.
the same basis as 'chemistry'

Jacob "man, i wish i had the same relationship is Jess and Jay."
Joe "its affinity man"

by Matt March 7, 2005

affinititis

Affinititis is caused by working at affinitas for long amounts of time. Symptoms include but are not limited to; Violent temper, insomnia, paranoia, chain smoking and the shouting of loud strange noises possibly leading to Tourette's syndrome and/or OCD. Occasionaly but rare, symptoms might include the throwing of things onto other coworkers and/or the breaking of glass.

"This 10 hour shift gave me affinititis"
"NASCAR!!! WWWWEEEEERRRRRRRR... TURN LEFT!!!"

by scotch_taped October 2, 2006

Charlie's Law of Fluid Affinity

The gradual appreciation for a beverage after continuously forcing oneself to consume it. This often happens with garbage ass beer such as Hamms, coffee-flavored Blue Moons, and in extreme cases, Old English.

"Bro coffee Blue Moons are kind of my beer now"
"Didn't you hate those?"
"Yeah, but I've had one every night this week and Charlie's Law of Fluid Affinity is taking effect."

by bungalites October 31, 2020

Pre-affiance-Zilla

1.) A woman that will grouse around-the-clock about her not being married or engaged to her purported significant other.

2.) A woman that complains about not being in egaged and talks about wedding arrangements non-stop.

3.) Kind of like a BrideZilla only worst becasue the nagging is usually directed toward the suspected suitor.

A: Wanna get married?
E: Ummm..... No

2 minutes later

A: How about now?
E: Yeah I'm gonna have to answer with "No" for a $100

5 minute later

A: I've started Picking out the colors and making the invite list for the guest to OUR wedding.
E: I could have sworn I said No....

A: I don't care what you have said. YOUR going to Marry me! ROAR!!!!!!

E: Oh no! Here comes Pre-affiance-Zilla crushing buildings and spiting fire.... "Save us Astroboy"

by OhioWeddingDogger April 22, 2009

affinage

Affinage - The art of selecting, nurturing and maturing cheese to achieve peak ripeness, superb texture, and genuine flavor. It may be a French term.

The affinage includes the creation and storage of Brie, Camembert, and aged Gruyere.

by corinthia moon July 27, 2010

Affinite

She is a beautiful young lady with a natural likeness about her. People just love to be in her presence. It's like Affinity which means to have an attraction to something. Well she's Affinite, the person so it's an attraction towards her.

I don't know what it is about Affinite but I love being around her.

by Kickrocker21 December 24, 2016