When you feel like you are about to shit yourself or lose your shit, but neither is happening. You are about to become god.
“Damn after that tab you gave me last night, I felt like I was gonna shit the bed, but I experienced ascension into the 7th dimension and moon walked through the 12 dimensions of funk. I’m omniscient and shit nigga.”
by The true most ascended March 8, 2020
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"Technocratic Ascensionism" is an idea that a person named "Kieran" made, so he can actually define his plan to assist upcoming generations with the gift of knowledge and wisdom.
Many may confuse this for "Intellectual Ascensionism" which Kieran describes as "A dumpster fire on wheels"
The idea for this plan came from his interesting time growing up, He believes that people at a young age lack a drive to improve themselves with wisdom and knowledge, The actions for this form of "Ascension" include
1. Assisting the receiver of this "Ascension" with problems they may be experiencing by giving them an opinion from a different prospective and/or giving them direct requests for what to do based on previous experiences.
2. The receiver of this "Ascension" at one point needs to go against some of knowledge given to them.
3. And finally the receiver of this "Ascension" needs to realize the use of this knowledge can benefit them immensely. (From part 2) and that they should be more open to receive any form of knowledge and/or wisdom.
The most desired outcome if for this is for the to continue the cycle by causing the receiver to gain desire to gain both, knowledge and wisdom to help others in the way they were helped.
Many may confuse this for "Intellectual Ascensionism" which Kieran describes as "A dumpster fire on wheels"
The idea for this plan came from his interesting time growing up, He believes that people at a young age lack a drive to improve themselves with wisdom and knowledge, The actions for this form of "Ascension" include
1. Assisting the receiver of this "Ascension" with problems they may be experiencing by giving them an opinion from a different prospective and/or giving them direct requests for what to do based on previous experiences.
2. The receiver of this "Ascension" at one point needs to go against some of knowledge given to them.
3. And finally the receiver of this "Ascension" needs to realize the use of this knowledge can benefit them immensely. (From part 2) and that they should be more open to receive any form of knowledge and/or wisdom.
The most desired outcome if for this is for the to continue the cycle by causing the receiver to gain desire to gain both, knowledge and wisdom to help others in the way they were helped.
Kieran: You should avoid doing that.
Brad: Why?
Kieran: Because it caused something really bad to happen for me.
*Brad proceeds to go against Kieran's advice and screws up spectacularly*
Kieran: told ya something bad would happen, You have just experienced Technocratic ascensionism from it's source.
Brad: Fine, I'll listen now.
Brad: Why?
Kieran: Because it caused something really bad to happen for me.
*Brad proceeds to go against Kieran's advice and screws up spectacularly*
Kieran: told ya something bad would happen, You have just experienced Technocratic ascensionism from it's source.
Brad: Fine, I'll listen now.
by cfilor November 24, 2020
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"i'm feeling another ascension headache coming on... EXCELLENT! i'll be doing fly-overs in no time!!"
"i wonder how many ascension headaches baby jebus had before he could fly?!"
"i wonder how many ascension headaches baby jebus had before he could fly?!"
by mandalyn von seldeneck March 8, 2012
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The Unification Organisation for Collective Ascension made me pay my wages into their treasurer and I feel like I can't escape.
by AshPash12345678 December 6, 2010
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by dongerMcWonger January 29, 2020
Get the Ascension mug.When a priest/rabbi/other religious figure has an erection, they have an ascension.
"Ha ha, he got an ascension on the altar."
"Ha ha, he got an ascension on the altar."
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