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aberzombie

Noun A Person(s) whom is obsessed with the modern American clothing company Abercrombie &Fitch.

*Note, stay clear of these people should there ever be a sale at an A&F store...they will steal your life.
I saw Sara the other day, she was dressed head to toe in Abercrombie...and said she was on her way to go get a new shirt they had...

She's just like all the rest, man. She's an aberzombie!
by Anders Bergetsii February 10, 2008
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autozombie

One of the stupid emo/scene names that posers use on myspace and facebook for attention.
o em gee its angie autozombie
by antiposer June 6, 2007
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Aberzombie

Aberzombie, well "Aberzombie and Stitch" is just a private label brand of clothing that is a parody and complete opposite of the Abercrombie and Fitch company. The company, Von Zombie, Llc, creates the Aberzombie designs, they also have a line called "Hellister", which is a parody and opposite of the brand "Hollister". Aberzombie & Stitch, as well as Hellister brands have nothing to do with fighting the trends, old gay males, or model wanna-bes. Aberzombie is defined as "A Living Brand for an UnDead World", and it is the look and theme of the macabre, death and horror, your parents hate, and your friends would DIE for! It's all about Flesh, Brains, Bones and Pain. The People who wear Aberzombie & Stitch, and Hellister typically are the death dealers. The people whom wear Abercrombie and Fitch, as well as Hollister are typically the victims... well in life and in the movies!

We like the idea of every once in a while being mindless and acting thoughtlessly, irrational, while releasing our primal carnivorous instincts and urges to feed upon the living!
What can we use for an example...

Abercrombie (Guy): Hey Chick... I didnt know Abercrombie & Stitch made black shirts with skulls!

Aberzombie (Girl): They Don't!

Abercrombie (Guy): Oh yeah... uhmm where can I pick up one of those cool Aberzombie & Stitch shirts?

Aberzombie (Girl): The Morgue! Well if you dont end up there soon, then try the store or internet! Later!
by ABERZOMBIE & STITCH May 31, 2011
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AmaZombie

An employee of Jeff Bezos's online Wal-Mart. Commonly seen in shambling around Lake Union, or in any Seattle Whole Foods, moaning about their first world problems. Gets paid 6 figures for a job a high schooler could do. Typically a supervisor with no concept of reality, or a socially inept code-monkey. Treats everyone around them like slaves, and berates them for "Terrible customer service" when they fail to live up to impossible expectations .
Jim used to be cool, but he turned into a complete amazombie after he got hired as Assistant Word Salad Supervisor.
by BarfBench February 10, 2015
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aberzombie

Anyone that is trying really hard to look cool by wearing certain clothing or acting a certain way, but just can't pull it off. Everyone knows they're not cool except for themselves.
What's up with the fucking amberzombie crowd at this club?

My kid brother used to be an amberzombie but now he has grown out of it and is the shit.

Some people dig amberzombies and thus by default they're amberzombies themselves.
by mindmatter June 1, 2005
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Aberzombie

A complete dill hole who only identifies with his own clique is stupid to the point of complete mental retardation, don't understand words bigger than three letters and can't read. They are generally extremely rude towards anything that is different (change is their natural enemy). this is important NOT EVERYONE WHO WEARS ABERCROMBIE IS AN "ABERZOMBIE" people can wear abercrombie and be totally awesome but almost all the time are insensitive fucktards that cant comprehend a thought more complicated than " should I have half a carrot or half a stick of celery?"
Like oh my gawd that person doesn't wear the same clothes as us and can read. Us Aberzombies destroy his self esteem
by codeman2103 October 25, 2007
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aberzombie

someone obsessed with Abercrombie and who wears it all the freaking time. most of these "aberzombies" are teenage girls who look like sluts and are big bitches!
A girl walks in covered head to toe in abercrombie.

Mae: OMG! She is such a slut!

Britanny: I know! What an aberzombie!
by Stella Luna April 1, 2009
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