abracadaver

A word uttered by the assassin Criss Angel before he killed his mark. This is often the last thing they hear.

I don't know your right, we have never met before. I going to show you this knife it's really so be careful. Now examine it, is it fair, real no springs, it's metal not plastic right? Now close your eyes....concentrate. There can be no doubts....concentrate......
AbraCadaver.

by govidian December 28, 2010

abracadaver

A dead body that suddenly disappears in a horror movie after someone stumbles upon it and then runs away. Only to find it missing a few minutes later.

Yep, I should've known this movie was filled with abracadavers!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 5, 2017

abracadaver

a magic candaver in which a necrophiliac takes great pleasure in useing as his/her sex toy (commonly used in sex chairs and such).

John used the sex chair with an abracadaver again and didnt clean up.

by clayton s and mykle m. September 9, 2005

Abracadaverage

Someone who looks hot in their pics, but in reality it's all just photoshop magic.

She looked like a bad bitch in her pics but when i met her in person, I could see she was just a catfish with photoshop magic. Straight abracadaverage.

by SquirtCobain December 9, 2023

abracadavra

Dirty abracadavra! - the act of fucking an old bitch called Abra and then slitting her throat while fucking her from behind and leaving her rotting corpse behind so her grandchildren would have something to eat when they come back from the playground.

Johnny did an abracadavra on that old bitch living next door. We had to move out of the neighborhood for a few weeks 'cause of the rotten stench

by BoBsT3R May 18, 2014