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A Kyle

A troublesome young man.

If someone is referred to as "A Kyle" They are usually a young, uneducated, blight on society. Thay are usually young men around 13-18 in age and have a very scruffy unkempt appearance. They usually come from broken homes, with parents who don't give a monkeys willy what they get up to as long as they don't get under their feet. Kyles are genuinely found hanging around in local parks Smoking weed, and drinking cheep alcohol. They can be found loitering around shopping centres, planning muggins or shoplifting to feed their habit. Thay are not particularly physically violent but will shout threatening expletives to make them look hard and will generally run away if challenged. Most don't attend school and those that do are usually permanently expelled due to their bad behaviour and attitude, with the few who do make it through school will usually leave with no exams and no prospects. Older Kyles (those that are past legal school age) generally have no interest in gaining employment and will supplement there livelihood by committing crimes and will usually if not before, land themselves in prison by the age of 18, with prison been a common acurence for most of their live.
Neighbour 1: " That young lad across the street was arrested for shoplifting yesterday."
Neighbour 2: AGAIN! that the second time this month, he's turning into a right little Kyle that one."

2) Woman 1: "Right, I'm off to the shopping centre."
Friend: OK but keep your phone out of sight, the place is full of Kyles."

Mother speaking to her son: "I'd keep away from that new lad at the youth club if I was you, he's been branded A Kyle."
by Britney Sparkles April 9, 2024
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Pulling a Kyle

When you promise your family members an expensive gift for the holidays but you never purchase the item and they never get what you promised to them.
Person1: hey I got you a new 4K HD television for Christmas
Person2: oh wow thank you every much

Person1: it will be here in 1 week, ok I have to go

Person2: what the fuck it’s been a few months and it’s still not here he is pulling a Kyle
by Xx_mineShafter69_xX May 21, 2018
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Pulling A Kyle

to pull a kyle, is to invite your friends to an event or gathering, and not show up yourself.
"hey sam, want to come play lost planet 2 on xbox live?"
"wow. that sounds funtacular. i will definitely play lost planet 2"
"ok. i will be on in 5 minutes"

*45 minutes later*

"kyle isn't here. figures. there he goes again, pulling a kyle."
by Bob Need October 31, 2012
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Pulling A Kyle

To do something queer or queerish. you can put any name you want but it has to refer to the person who they pull.
Person 1. Aye can you COME here

Person 2. eww i don't want to CUM there

Person 1. wow you are pulling a kyle
by Seymour Nutts May 30, 2009
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pull a kyle

To put your fist through some drywall.
Work has me so fuckin’ pissed off today, man. I might pull a Kyle when I get home. Wall won’t know what fuckin’ hit it.
by Androsis_Maximus July 11, 2019
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Pulling a kyle

Running around jigtown without any shoe's (sumtimes not even socks)
1-Hey Glenn y aren't u wearing any shoe's? there's alot of glass around, 2-cause im pulling a kyle.
by Jigtown Gurl October 23, 2007
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Pulling a kyle

Taking home the largest and least attractive hogzilla from a 4 am bar, because why not
Steve was at holligans last night and we caught him "pulling a kyle", I be the smells like shame this morning
by Tullski June 27, 2014
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