meow meow im a cow 

Something you can accomplish if you try hard enough to believe in the holy cow

Bob: Meow Meow Im a Cow
Holy Cow: Yes you are

meow meow im a cow by hermasahdgsadrk April 17, 2017

Slam-a-cow! 

An expression used when something surprising or upsetting occurs.

Ex. 1:
16-year-old girl - "Mom, I'm Pregnant."
Mother- "SLAM-A-COW!"

Ex. 2:
*Baker drops wedding cake on the ground*
"Slam-a-cow!"

Ex. 3:

Girl - "I don't want to have sex until I'm married."
Boy - "Slam-a-cow!"

Slam-a-cow! by raindropkisses October 2, 2010

Not a Cow 

Anything that is not a cow. It is sometimes used for tags when you can't think of anything else to put in. Also, It can be used for answering a question that you don't know the answer to.

1. TAGS: Carrot, pie, elf, lichen, omelette, Not a Cow

2. Manager: "So, Alex, what have you been working on?"
Alex: " Uh.... Not a Cow?"
Manager: "You're fired."

Not a Cow by Lilli the Excellence June 12, 2010

like a cow lookin' at a new gate 

Bewilderment, shock and disbelief.

Well, I was minding my own business, like a cowboy does.

This girl walked up and I told her I knew what color her underwear was.

She looked at me "like a cow lookin' at a new gate".

like a cow lookin' at a new gate by Ellynjen June 27, 2009

Go click a cow 

An interjection of angry dismissal. Used to tell someone to go away, with an implication of strong impatience and disgust.

Derived from the cult Facebook game Cow Clicker.

Rosewitha kept sending me these damned FarmVille invitations, so I finally told her to go click a cow.

Go click a cow by saladandwaffles January 18, 2011

couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo

Phrase usually used to describe a sub-standard football player whose shooting ability leaves a lot to be desired.A variation on the classic phrase:"Couldn't hit a barn door from 10 paces".

"That Morientes fellow appears to be a waste of money.He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo."

couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo by J Strummer September 6, 2006

having a cow 

being extreamly stressed and pissed off

'chill man, don't have a cow'

having a cow by gib March 19, 2004