Zoobert

Making a fart sound through lip contact on a part of the body (typically the stomach) and exhaling with relaxed lips to porridge the fart sound against the skin of the recipient of the act.

I'm going to give the baby a zoobert, he's going to laugh so hard at the sound it makes! It sounds like someone busting ass (fart or hate shits) real hard!

by HolyDiabetes January 13, 2017

zoobed

you die so fast that the only thing you see is a purple blur, nuff said your owned.

Kerose7777: what just happend?

Zoobkillerninja: you just got zoobed

Kerose7777:really!?, wow im tired of dying already!!!

by Kerose7777 October 7, 2009

zoobear

Is a LoveDay Ka FactChecker and a taliban sympathizer who spread fake news to defend extremists ideology making stone in wallet.

Guy 1: hey i think earth is flat

Guy 2: Stop eating shit zoobear

by FaultNews August 19, 2021

zoober

Blowing on someone's belly so it makes a farty sound.

Man that zoober tickled!

by Kristy January 17, 2005

zooendoeurothophobia

Fear of having a foreign object, most typically an animal, enter the vagina without the permission or knowledge of the girl. This fear prevents sexual intercourse in a body of water, since that is the most likely activity to allow a "Zooendoeurothophobia" incident to occur.

zooendoeurothophobia: Sex in a lake and a tadpole swims up your v-jay-jay.

by zooendoeurothophobic June 15, 2009

Zoobin

Masturbating on a work Zoom call, à la Jeffrey Toobin

Q: Why did Bob get fired?

A: Got caught Zoobin.

by DuhJerk October 19, 2020

ZooBer

ZooBer - Any Lifeform that channels ZooB and acts as a beacon of ZooB or sustains itself through the cultivation of ZooB
Calling someone a 'Crazy ZooBer' refers to their prodigious chanelling of ZooB...

Please see ZooB for more info

Use : " The ZooBer was ZooBing on ZooB " or : "The ZooBer was Feeling pretty ZooBy and ZooBed his way through the day " also : " The Zoober is ZooBed up on ZooB "

by Psionikman July 26, 2010