Zander

Zander is a guy who will truly listen to you and care about you no matter what, he is the funniest and most charming guy ever, he will never fail to make you smile laugh and just over all feel good. He loves anyone who will actually care for him, he doesn't like fake bitches and will never talk to liars. Overall zander is a great freind and a even better boyfriend. I suggest you get your self a zander he also has a huge cock.

V- oml that guy is so nice to me, I wonder why he doesn't have a girlfriend
A- What! That's Zander, but I think he stays single to keep him self open
V- well I'm gonna try to fix that.

by Cupcake girl 184 May 6, 2017

Zander

Zander is different type of guy. One that genuinely cares. He is sweet, cute, very attractive and could win any girl over. He's always there to listen and never fails to make a girl smile.

Y/n: who was that?
Y/f/n: that was Zander;)

by Cupcake321 August 26, 2014

A Zander Emo

An emo prick, with stupid ginger hair that's shaved round the sides and long on the top. The long hair on the top is pulled, with reasonable force (assumed to be a form of self-harming) across the face, so as to hide one eye. Said ginger emo will walk around hitting out with colloquial, yet - strangely - not emo, banter and assume he is funny. Yet, deep down, we all know he is just another ginger emo prick.

Also note that a Zander Emo may well have a bent penis, resembling the shape of a boomerang, but usually not as big, or fun.

Therefore, to spot a Zander Emo one should simply look for the previous mentioned haircut and someone who stands side on when peeing into a urinal.

A Zander emo:- My ginger hair is fluttering in the wind and I can't get it to stay over my eye, but oh well - wan life!

- I wish I could hide my status as a paedophile better! Every time I go to the toilet, in school, I have to stand side on and everyone knows I'm staring at the children next to me! I wish I could just glance over subtly - it makes it much easier to have a wank.

- Shut up, sket!

Guy: Here mate, shut yer hole - you're a fuckin' Zander emo.

by TheDa.1 October 8, 2011

Zander

A nice guy who always gots ur back no matter what hes one of those friends you could never let go of. Hes good at running and basketball

What a zander

I wish I had a Zander

by KingTruth22 June 10, 2016

Zander

an amazing person who is willing to listen to your problems. he is a nice guy and very funny. he is liked by everyone who knows him and hated by random bitches and assholes. he has a unique sense of humor that some people find offensive but most find funny.

S-"hey who was that cute guy you were talking to?"

V-"thats Zander."

M-"eww i hate that kid!"

V-"no way!! he is the best!"

by Zack-Attack April 15, 2011

zander douglas

One trampy mother fucker ,will steal ur shit and ur pet fish,his nickname is duggy,he will knock out ur wee brother ,he smells of shit and piss and baths in the almond xoxo

mate just robbed a wean bike ,wise words from zander Douglas

by Small NB February 6, 2018

Zander

The TRUE way to Spell Xander

P1 how do you spell your name?
P2 Zander
P1 I Thought it was spelled, Xander
P2 NO IT IS SPELLED ZANDER YOU FOOL I HATE YOU GO DIE!!!!!!!
P1 Woah dude chill

by The True Nugget Lord January 31, 2020