by JJ McClure November 15, 2006
Get the zapoy mug.A former God from the world of Runescape. Often referred to as "evil" or foul" even though there is very little information concerning him as of yet.
During the god wars, the mahjarrat Zamorak managed to get hold of the staff of armadyl. (A very powerful artifact belonging to one of the other gods) Using the power of the staff he was able to Kill Zaros. The other gods banished him for daring to kill one of their own, however several years later he returned as a god and there was nothing the other gods could do to prevent it.
Zaros still has followers though they are few and far between. The bandits at the bedabin camp in the desert, and the mahjarrat Azzanadra to name a few. While zaros is mentioned in several quests and mini quests, most characters seem to have some fear of talking about him and very little information has been revealed thus far.
During the god wars, the mahjarrat Zamorak managed to get hold of the staff of armadyl. (A very powerful artifact belonging to one of the other gods) Using the power of the staff he was able to Kill Zaros. The other gods banished him for daring to kill one of their own, however several years later he returned as a god and there was nothing the other gods could do to prevent it.
Zaros still has followers though they are few and far between. The bandits at the bedabin camp in the desert, and the mahjarrat Azzanadra to name a few. While zaros is mentioned in several quests and mini quests, most characters seem to have some fear of talking about him and very little information has been revealed thus far.
by HeXeN September 20, 2009
Get the Zaros mug.When one withdraws from society to drink excessively. Typically one will initiate a zapoi following a mental breakdown. Setting up a zapoi requires several steps
1. Turn off all of your lights and board up your windows
2. Consume cheap vodka and or drugs
1. Turn off all of your lights and board up your windows
2. Consume cheap vodka and or drugs
Example 1:
Me, "My girlfriend just made me watch a broadway play with her parents."
My friend "Jesus you need a zapoi."
Example 2
Me "Jesus Christ I just walked in on Tommy gnawing on a cold hot pocket and sipping vodka on his bathroom floor."
Friend "Just let him be, he's having a zapoi."
Me, "My girlfriend just made me watch a broadway play with her parents."
My friend "Jesus you need a zapoi."
Example 2
Me "Jesus Christ I just walked in on Tommy gnawing on a cold hot pocket and sipping vodka on his bathroom floor."
Friend "Just let him be, he's having a zapoi."
by BuddDwyer6 October 28, 2014
Get the Zapoi mug.An internet forum troll, particularly one prone to right-wing rants against women, gays and liberals. Etymology of "zagoshe" comes from a combination of the (wing)nut-filled candy bar "Zagnut" and douche. Also spelled "zagouche" but for whatever reason, the "zagoshe" spelling is the one most commonly seen.
The moderator of the forum locked the thread, thanks to yet another zagoshe trolling around the politics threads.
by The E-Forum Lexicon April 5, 2009
Get the zagoshe mug.ex. 1 "Hey,John whats your plan for the Zapocalypse?"
ex. 2 "Damn I cant wait until your cock-juggling thunder cunt wife is devoured by zombies during the Zapocalypse!"
ex. 2 "Damn I cant wait until your cock-juggling thunder cunt wife is devoured by zombies during the Zapocalypse!"
by komodoassassin July 24, 2010
Get the Zapocalypse mug.by zZigzZag November 5, 2005
Get the zaps mug.pornounced zaPonga (the P as explosive as possible, spit if you have to) is a term to express "in your face", "owned" or "nice", similar to "bAm". works best if you jump out of your seat and point a finger at the person meant.
example 1:
Dude 1: "ZAPONGA!!!"
Dude 2: " What the hell..."
Dude 1: "Datin' Caroline that night"
Example 2:
Dude 2: "I was like 'fo sure, buddy' and he was like '..."
Dude 1: "ZAPONGA!!!!"
Dude 2: "What?"
Dude 1: "in his face"
Dude 2: "yeah"
Dude 1: "ZAPONGA!!!"
Dude 2: " What the hell..."
Dude 1: "Datin' Caroline that night"
Example 2:
Dude 2: "I was like 'fo sure, buddy' and he was like '..."
Dude 1: "ZAPONGA!!!!"
Dude 2: "What?"
Dude 1: "in his face"
Dude 2: "yeah"
by mad.jay February 6, 2008
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