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by Zanker November 10, 2011
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crank a zank

A term used to refer to a person who is extremely cranky, irratable, or grumpy. It can also be used to refer to someone who is a perpetual pessimist, or a constant downer.
Gertrude makes sure to get a lot of sleep at night so she isn't a crank a zank the following day.
by hd_sib November 30, 2006
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Zanking

The act of a penis being caught in a trouser zip whilst masturbating.
Jimmy had to put it away in a hurry and got caught zanking.
by Cook371 September 17, 2014
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Zank

Zank
noun / verb
(1) A person who hijacks any conversation, moment, or comment section to inject irrelevant, preachy, or emotionally manipulative nonsense — usually out of a desire to be seen, not heard.

(2) The act of forcing unrelated personal trauma or political outrage into something that had nothing to do with it.
“RIP to a Ozzy Osbourne.”
Zank: “But what about Palestine and climate change?”
Get outta here, zank.

“Bro zanked the whole memorial post to flex his veganism.”
by Unprogrammed July 22, 2025
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Zanking

The act of sexually assaulting someone that is the same gender as you. Mostly dick touching.
He zanking Michael in the sport shed
by z4nky69 May 28, 2025
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Zank

A tall young handsome lad. Usually a Zank refers to someone still in high school. The word “Zank” actually goes way back to the 13th century, it is a meaning for “thank you”. Usually someone being called Zank is being thanked for being eye candy. The famous dance “stanky leg” actually came from the “Zanky Leg” in Greece.
Person 1: Wow, Ben over there is such a Zank.
Person 2: yea, he’s quite a eye catcher!
by Amasser April 16, 2020
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Zank

Something to call somebody when the person cannot think logically or be reasonable.
Dude, you're a Zank right now.

Man, I can't believe I was friends with a Zank.
by FriesWorshipsSppokAsAJokeOther September 15, 2020
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