zank

to have sexual intercourse

i would totally zank Megan Fox.

by Zanker November 10, 2011

crank a zank

A term used to refer to a person who is extremely cranky, irratable, or grumpy. It can also be used to refer to someone who is a perpetual pessimist, or a constant downer.

Gertrude makes sure to get a lot of sleep at night so she isn't a crank a zank the following day.

by hd_sib November 30, 2006

Zank

Used to describe something so amazing beyond human nature that only the zankiest of them all can understand

Hey ts is so zanky twin

Ikr im so zanked rn

by Zankman4000 July 26, 2025

Zank

Someone that is hot short fast and never stops running

Wow you are such a Zank

by Zanktastic May 23, 2023

Zank

Something to call somebody when the person cannot think logically or be reasonable.

Dude, you're a Zank right now.

Man, I can't believe I was friends with a Zank.

by FriesWorshipsSppokAsAJokeOther September 15, 2020

Zanking

The act of a penis being caught in a trouser zip whilst masturbating.

Jimmy had to put it away in a hurry and got caught zanking.

by Cook371 September 17, 2014

Zank

A tall young handsome lad. Usually a Zank refers to someone still in high school. The word “Zank” actually goes way back to the 13th century, it is a meaning for “thank you”. Usually someone being called Zank is being thanked for being eye candy. The famous dance “stanky leg” actually came from the “Zanky Leg” in Greece.

Person 1: Wow, Ben over there is such a Zank.
Person 2: yea, he’s quite a eye catcher!

by Amasser April 16, 2020