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zach is a tease

Lexi: Zach you're a tease (You tense of Zach is a tease)
Zach: Okay
by ZachH8ter May 4, 2018
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Pulling a Zach

Jumping into a relationship way too fast, and then realizing it shortly after
God damnit, you've only known her for 3 weeks and you guys are already dating! Stop pulling a Zach.
by noodalie June 17, 2017
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Pulling a Zach

Fucking up any potential of getting laid due to the state of going several months without having sex
Bro 1: Bro, I wanna fuck that girl sooo bad

Bro 2: Bro, you ain’t fucking shit, you be pulling a Zach any time you talk with a girl
by That Slav January 1, 2020
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Pulling a Zach

You pull a Zach, when you kill yourself in video games. Like that one 10 year old with the username Zachsmashesmoms69, you played Minecraft Skywars with once on fill and he killed himself right before you won the game.
*John accident jumped off a cliff in Minecraft Skywars. “Goddamn it John, you are pulling a Zach, we were about to fucking win!!”
by Sir Tubby April 20, 2022
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pulling a zach

making a Jojo's reference to something that has nothing to do with the anime Jojos Bizarre adventure.
guy 1: damn, all that running put me out of breath.
guy 2: running? breathing? it's just like Jojo's bizarre adventure!
Guy 1: that had nothing to do with Jojo's you idiot.
Guy 2: I'm sorry, I think I was pulling a Zach.
by lanomanyajr December 14, 2023
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zach abels

One very hot and smiley member of The Neighbourhood. He plays guitar and so rumour has it he is very good with his fingers.
Damn did you see zach abels on stage last night..
by shelurbsmusic May 16, 2014
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Zach Attack

1.(noun): Zachary "Zack" Morris, the main character from "Saved by the Bell"

2.(verb): The act of doing something very outlandish and/or surprising that brings great joy to many people. (It can only be done by someone named Zack, Zach, Zak, etc.)

3.(noun): A nickname given to any "Zack" who is viewed as spontaneous or unpredictable by his peers.
1.
Zach Attack: Hey, Mr. Belding. What brings you to study hall?
Mr. Richard Belding: Don't get cocky, Morris. I've got my eye on you.
Zach Attack: Sorry, sir... You're not my type.

2.
Guy #1: This party sucks, they're already out of beer!
Guy #2: Are you kidding!? Wow, let's get out of here...
(Zack enters with a keg, a 30pack of Bud, and a funnel)
Guys #1+2: NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A ZACH ATTACK!!!

3.
Girl #1: Hey, have you seen Zach anywhere? He promised me we'd dance tonight!
Guy: Oh, Zach Attack? Yeah, he's either in the living room playing pong or outside jousting on that Big Wheel he bought on eBay last week.
(Girl #2 enters laughing hysterically)
Girl #2: Everybody come quick! Zach Attack's on the roof throwing Jawbreakers at the Trick or Treaters!
by The TampaBay Tyrant March 25, 2009
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