YourMom.Com

Where I go to blow my loads to pics of your mom bitch

I went to Yourmom.com right after NoNut November

by DingusDan1028 March 28, 2020

yourmom.com

used to be a website, now it just means your mom.

I got my "log on" to yourmom.com last night, if you know what I mean.

by Nick D February 25, 2003

Yourmomlmao from ifunny

Arguably the best commenter on the app. This faceless man has stricken us all on countless occasions with a good laugh from his witty comments. Though nobody has ever seen Jimmy, it’s been rumored he’s a gorgeous man with looks matching his perfect sense of humor. Sophie surely is missing out. In fact, jimmy isn’t even his real name. Who tf is yourmomlmao from ifunny

Person 1: did you see what yourmomlmao from ifunny said earlier

Person 2: yea dude that fucker is hilarious lmao

by NotYeahFromiFunny March 25, 2019

yourmomapheliac

One who is infatuated with your mother.

your face is a yourmomapheliac.

by allultima February 8, 2006

Yourmometer

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

by Evan L. June 5, 2007

yourmom.com

yourmom.com is used when someone is being annoying and wants to know your business. you yell yourmom.com in their face and walk away. they’ll mind their business from then on.

jarred: hey. hey. hey. hey. hey! HEY!
cole: hello.
jarred: what’re you doing?

cole: noneya

jarred: who are you texting?
cole: YOURMOM.COM!!!!

by chill ya beans May 4, 2021

yourmomtic

Describes a situation, where the saying "your mom" is suitable

A:Timmy says he got a good blow job yesterday.

B:That's yourmomtic!

by Albacookie April 8, 2015