beat your ass

The only comeback someone has when they're getting roasted to hard.

Jack: Keep talking shit and I'll beat your ass
Kevin:I bet you would you pussy.

by OfficalFetty April 23, 2016

beating your meat

A expression used to describe the action of masterbating or "jerking off" used to get off or pleasure. usaul finished by busting a nut

Hey nate shaw quit beating your meat in the corner while you talk to your girlfriend thats dirty

by THE ALL KNOW ING MIKE AND CHASE February 20, 2003

Beat Your Feet

A form of dance originated in the DMV (DC, Maryland, Virginia) which goes hand in hand with Go-Go, the music of the DMV.

Come on man... every time I here that fight anthem by CCB, I wanna beat my feet.. SO BEAT YOUR FEET!

by assassiNation January 14, 2009

Beat your Meat

When Your really horny and can't get some, you rent porn and rub your little man till he becomes strong. MASTURBATING!!! Always be sure to use a rubber glove for protection!

Jason: Geeze, I can't get laid, im gonna have to beat my meat tonight!
Bob: Your horniness and extreme virginity frightens me jason.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

beat your mug

‘do your makeup’

beat your mug is a sentence usually used by drag queens

person: i will beat your mug so good, ur gonna look so pretty

by stweirdo December 2, 2019

beat your wheat

Vegetarian form of masturbation, more politically so you don't offend vegetarians / vegans.

Fucking Hippie, Go beat your wheat!

by Woob November 1, 2004

Beat your meat

To masterbate or jerk off.

Hey Justin, do you beat your meat?

by ItsFuture-- March 27, 2015