Yopped

someone that is really ugly. (chopped but worse)

have you seen Cian's new haircut?? he's so yopped.

by katlili May 4, 2022

yelper special

Preparing a dish and then spreading "boogers" and "Cum" on it before serving it to a customer that demands special treatment due to the fact that they think they are a food critic because they use YELP.

Waiter: "I'm gonna need another Yelper Special!"
Chef: "No problem, heres one with extra cum!"
Waiter:"Thanks, those Yelpers are such assholes!"

by PsyPhyn December 6, 2015

Yelper

A specific type of douchebag who is uniformly narcissistic with a clear sense of superiority over other individuals because they frequently post reviews on the website Yelp. Despite the fact that these people have no specific qualifications or credentials, they believe themselves of a higher authority on the level of the Cesars of Rome, able to determine the fate of a restaurant, coffee house, or bar in the same fashion as a defeated gladiators' fate was chosen in ancient Rome.

These individuals can be easily spotted out in public as overweight single females or homosexual males taking pictures of their food at restaurants with their cell phones as soon as it is served. They can also be spotted as they snap pictures of hotel lobbies and hallways. The only demographic who appreciates Yelpers are Japanese tourists, who are no longer the stereotype taking more senseless pictures of stupid shit than anyone else.

Yelpers are in general whiny, annoying, high-maintenance individuals who expect to have their asses kissed everywhere they go because of their Yelp status (Duke, Duchess, whatever the fuck).

(Waiter, to his manager) See those frumpy, fat chicks over there at table 3? They are driving me crazy whining about shit and now they are taking pictures of their salads with their phones.
(Manager) Must be Yelpers. Give their fat asses free dessert, or they will give us bad reviews.
(Waiter) Fuck them.

by JimBobJamison August 5, 2013

Yolked

To be in a state of extreme muscular fitness. Derived from either the word "yoke", a wooden beam placed between two testosterone -filled oxen to allow them to pull massive loads OR "yolk", the yellow, protein-filled center of an egg often used as part of the diet to arrive at supreme muscular fitness.

I heard that a lot of yolked bros are switching to organic muscle milk.

by theillromanesco May 17, 2015

youper

youper means to kill yourself by skinning yourself and jumping down your school counselor's chimney. It is best to do this well singing christmas songs.

"We should go Youper Mr. Bleach's chimney ."

by BEANS&SODA October 29, 2018

Crack a yolker

When you let one rip, cut one, trouser burp, flatulence, fart

Man, what's that stench? Did you crack a yolker?

by Vinnie Y. January 25, 2009

Yolette

Sexy bitch, extremely photogenic. My little movie star, with a head game thats "mad tight yo".

She is beautiful, she is intelligent, she is funny, she is sexy, she is Yolette.

by whiteROB September 21, 2004