See Yoko Ono. Second wife of John Lennon and said to be the cause of the break-up of the Beatles when in fact she just happened to be there. See Yoko syndrome
by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004
Get the yoko mug.
When you are partaking in butt-intercourse with an asian and she poops on your bed.
Suchin Pac laid a freakin' steamy yoko-no-no all over my bed!
by Thug Butter Shooters June 27, 2007
Get the yoko-no-no mug.
Finding meaning in personal artwork, which may or may not be at all true... but it suits you for the sake of giving it a purpose.
Based off the artist, Yoko Ono. Who's bizarre art installations seem to have little to no actual substance to their intended meanings.
"I have no idea what this artwork is supposed to represent..."
"Just yoko it!"
"Oh... well I spose the birds could represent the traumas of war... and the cows are our great leaders."
by Deanis February 25, 2014
Get the yoko it mug.
In verb form:
To royally screw up a band. (Usually applies to a woman/man who screws up the band because she/he is screwing a band member.)

In Noun form: The said band screwer-upper.
Verb:
Person 1: I used to like their band, what happened?
Person 2: Lead singer got Yoko'd and it all went down hill from there.

Noun:
Person 1: What's up with lead singer?
Person 2: See that girl hanging off him? That's what.
Person 1: Dammit Yoko, stop screwing up the band!
by Lord of the Ping June 18, 2007
Get the Yoko mug.
A woman who interferes with a friendship.
Generally, one male seems to love her,
And the other seems to hate her.
Usually, fights occur between the two friends.
Originated from the Ono-Lennon-McCartney conflict.
John Lennon and Paul McCartney had a very strong bond, Yoko came along, and BAM the Beatles broke up. They had had building tension..but Yoko Ono pretty much brought on the final load.
Friends script:
(David is feeding Phoebe popcorn. Max walks up)
Phoebe: Hi, Max!
Max: Yoko. (To David) I've decided to go to Minsk without you.
David: Wow.
Max: It won't be the same- but it'll still be Minsk. Happy New Year. (Walks off)
by Cardboard.canvas May 4, 2006
Get the yoko mug.
a BIG girl who is unattractive and unlikely to get any attention or action, unless she takes advantage of an unlucky fellow who had consumed too many alcoholic beverages. the name "yoko" derived from the famous professional wrester from the '80s named Yokozuna.
"damn man last night was crazy, Jose hooked up with a yoko."

"yokos need love too."
by takeiteasypaulweezy September 13, 2012
Get the Yoko mug.