Yogurt

When your penis is really moist and soft

He has yogurt

by 728483929 February 7, 2017

Yogurt

A variety of Cum which usually tastes a bit sour and is very clumpy - usually due to prior prolonged time of no sexual activity

Daaaamn nigga that cum is yogurt, i cant get it out of my teeth

by gablord July 12, 2019

Yogurt

DEFINITION: A mixture of resin/hash in a yogurt good alternate from hash cakes.
WARNING: If the yogurt is made correctly it will paralyze you for at least two nights and one day, make sure you dont have to be anywhere for a minimum of 68hours.
RECIPE: Get a teaspoon of oil, heat it up until the oil bubbles then put in about 20th of an oz of resin (or hash if your a dirty chav). It should dissolve completely then mix it with the yogurt (has to be a fruity yogurt or vanilla if your into that kinda thing) then put it in the fridge for about ten minutes. Then munch. Be prepared, it creeps up on you.

dude: 'yogurt? what that?'
jess: 'yogurt?!?!? NOOOOO!! the yogurt destroyed me!!'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin January 17, 2006

Yogurt

To be surrounded by people saying "Yo".

"Yo" + girt = yogurt

I was all tryna hear this Frederic Jameson lecture about late capitalism and shit and these bols was all sayin' 'yo' to each other and I ain' hear shit 'cause I was all 'yogurt', nah mean?

by Cuban Lincoln May 28, 2011

Yogurt

CREAMY WHITE STUFF THAT COMES OUT OF MY SNAKES ASS

"Fuck whats up with your snake"??-Lily
"Oh its making yogurt."-Katie

by Katie Thibadough January 19, 2009

Yogurt

a white person that tries to act black.

Also known as a "yogurt colored oreo"

I saw some yogurts today in a ghetto cruiser listening to that pot smokin rap music.

by Elisa S. May 28, 2006

yogurt

a very healthy thing. tastes good with the crunchy stuff! everyone should eat yogurt

ahh I don't have anything good to eat that's not fattening...
-eat yogurt!

by lalala January 7, 2005