Yankee Doodle Dipshit

An American whose knowledge of world events doesn't extend beyond the US borders or their own limited life experiences in the modern US, but somehow that never stops them from being confidently incorrect and overly obnoxious with their social media presence when discussing global issues and how they impact the US and vice versa.

This Yankee Doodle Dipshit actually thinks mask mandates are a Democratic totalitarian power grab on par with the Holocaust.

by Vomit Piñata September 14, 2021

yankee doodler

It's when you eat al dente macaroni off the erect phallus of a gentleman stripper.

Do you add salt to the pasta water in which you cook the macaroni for the Yankee Doodler, or is that considered poor form?

by The Yankee Doodler Enjoyer June 13, 2022

Yankee Doodle

The Yankee Doodle is a term used to describe any action that one cannot name at the time for legal reasons.

Man: oh, a child molester guess I better do the ol Yankee Doodle.

by Grue Noncehelmet June 14, 2019

Yankee Doodle Dandy

A sexual act, where a male hangs himself by his scrotum wrapped in the American flag, repetitively singing Yankee doodle dandy and masturbating until he passes out.

"I'm gonna go home and have a Yankee Doodle Dandy in the garage!"

by Confooshus October 11, 2017

yankee doodle douche bag

1. A synonym for republican

George Bush is a real yankee doodle douche bag

by Heinous Einous November 25, 2006

Yankee Doodle

The act of pinstriping a female's face and/or body with your semen

Guy 1: How did she like the Yankee Doodle you gave her last night?
Guy 2: She told me it was dandy.

by ConnorRichSean July 19, 2012

Yankee Doodle

When a male's sexual partner yanks his penis as hard as they can until it cums and then makes a drawing on their own body with his cum. Sometimes known as the "Andy Warhol"

"My boyfriend likes it when I give him the o'l yankee doodle. Last night I managed to make a smiley face on my stomach."

by I will fuck elders for heroin. May 1, 2020