X-files

A show that all white people whatch or have watched at least once in there life although the hardest case for mulder and scully would be to find a black guy or someone who isnt white that watches thier show

Did you watch the X-files the other day ?
No man im not white

by Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back December 3, 2006

X Files Nut

When you jerk of and you can see the cum shot only for it to disappear when you try to clean it up

When jack was wanking he expiriebced an X Files Nut

by Lord Wankington The 3rd January 18, 2017

The X-Files

A show about a unique couple of FBI Agents who solve crimes of the unexplained. Possibly the best show ever created.

The X-Files was an awsome show, long live Mulder and Scully.

by Sarah December 9, 2003

The X-Files

The most innovative and awesome show to ever be on television

SCULLY: Have you thought seriously about dying?

MULDER: Yeah, once, when I was at the Ice Capades.

(Detour)

SCULLY: You've gotta quit looking for what isn't there. They've closed the X-files. There's procedure to be followed now ... protocol.

MULDER: Maybe we should call in a bomb threat to Houston. I think it's free beer night at the Astrodome.

(The Movie)

by redmoon June 17, 2004

The X-Files

not a show....the show...the x-files was awesome. It was the story of Agend Fox Mulder and agent Dana Scully. They investigated UFOs and such. Kicks the crap out of CSI any day...

**as frogs are falling from the sky**

Scully:Frogs are falling fromt the sky.

Mulder:Parachutes must not have opened.

by Sgt. Pepper May 30, 2005

watch X-Files

1.) To have sex with both partners facing the same direction, better known as doggie-style.

2.) A euphemism for having sex in general.

Originates from a line from the Bloodhound Gang song, The Bad Touch: "and we'll do it doggie-style so we can both watch X-Files."

Some Girl: Hey, wanna watch X-Files?
Some Guy: But X-files has been off the air for...oh. Yes. Let's watch X-Files.

Some Dude: There's nothing on TV. Let's watch X-Files.
Some other Dude: Agreed.

by A penguin's lost hat March 25, 2010

Overcoat Show (see X Files)

N.TV noir- extranatural crime drama with characters clad in overcoats in seemingly all climates. Also a near decade long history of the miniaturization of cellphone tecnology.

TNT inserts commercials in strange places in reruns of the overcoat show.

by Noel S December 3, 2003