British slang for talking nonsense at length. Often used with the word 'on' (as in 'wittering on') to suggest that the speaker has no particular point to make, they are just talking on and on, as if the talk has developed a momentum of its own that prevents it from ending. Probably used more in the North than the South, and used more often with regard to women than men. However, when used to to describe a man, there is a strong suggestion of weakness, or unmanliness.
Why were you on the phone for so long?
It was my mum, she was wittering on about how I never call her; and she wonders why....
It was my mum, she was wittering on about how I never call her; and she wonders why....
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Get the Wuhtercuhler mug.A person described as this is known for wearing plaid and/or flannel shirts in order to resemble a burly lumberjack. Also wears knock-off Timberland boots so that his lumberjack look is extremely enhanced. Normally seen with an unshaven face because of all of the time spent chopping wood. Hairy chests are not uncommon among these folk.
When seen wearing glasses, appears as a smarter version of a lumberjack. A person labeled as this can often be found at the University of Dayton improving his organic chemistry skills to insure that Professor Morrow is blown away by his passion.
Anyone characterized as Watterworthy is known for confusing words such as the "same" and "identical" and is always ready to chop some firewood. Many of lumberjack descent enjoy pancakes as well.
When seen wearing glasses, appears as a smarter version of a lumberjack. A person labeled as this can often be found at the University of Dayton improving his organic chemistry skills to insure that Professor Morrow is blown away by his passion.
Anyone characterized as Watterworthy is known for confusing words such as the "same" and "identical" and is always ready to chop some firewood. Many of lumberjack descent enjoy pancakes as well.
That guy looks so Watterworthy with their axe and red flannel shirt!
Did you see that Watterworthy man stuffing his brain with ochem and his mouth with pancakes?!
Did you see that Watterworthy man stuffing his brain with ochem and his mouth with pancakes?!
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One of Gumball's most notable achievements in life was when he single-handedly eliminated the entirety of the middle class.
One of Gumball's most notable achievements in life was when he single-handedly eliminated the entirety of the middle class.
"Hey I sure do love being in the middle class."
"Holy shit, is that Gumball Watterson?"
"FUCKING RUN!"
"Holy shit, is that Gumball Watterson?"
"FUCKING RUN!"
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a) Is that two six packs? One of heineken and one of Amberbock? What the hell man just get a 30 pack of Budweiser! Wetternomics
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b) Hey man, want to split a sandwich? I made the last one so you make it this time. (Other) But, I made it last time and your gonna eat it all. It's fine man, just make it and we'll see how it goes. Wetternomics
a) You want some nachos man? (Other) Dude, we can't we don't have the ingredients. No dude, just grab some lays and mustard. i call them poor-man nachos. Wetternomics baby.
b) Hey man, want to split a sandwich? I made the last one so you make it this time. (Other) But, I made it last time and your gonna eat it all. It's fine man, just make it and we'll see how it goes. Wetternomics
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