'no women, no kids'

The code of a professional Assassin.

Mathilda - 'Do You Clean Anyone?'

Leon - 'No Women, No Kids' 'That's the rules.'

by PatSouth January 8, 2014

single women in your area

They hunt after you relentlessly, not even the backrooms can stop them.

person 1: oh Jesus, the single women in your area are right behind me!
person 2: gg no re

by £420.69 January 25, 2022

Womensplaining

“The tendency of some women to mistakenly believe that they automatically know more about any given topic than does a man and who, consequently, proceed to explain to him- correctly or not- things that he already knows.”

"Jessica was womensplaining all night about the politics of the PTA board at school. She has never even been on the board."

by urkmale February 4, 2020

slutty women's Halloween costume formula

A formula which can be applied in order to make any Halloween costume, regardless of how plain or innocent, slutty enough to be given the "sexy" title by the Halloween costume industry. The formula, from the shoes up, goes as follows: fuck-me pumps or heels, stockings, a short skirt or booty shorts, and a top to indicate what the wearer is supposed to be dressed as. Accessories are optional.

To make a sexy police officer costume, we can apply the slutty women's Halloween costume formula: black fuck-me pumps, fishnet stockings, a blue miniskirt, and a blue button-up blouse with a police badge.
To make a sexy maid: black fuck-me heels, black stockings, black miniskirt, and a white apron.

by Ronny teh Pir8 January 22, 2009

Womensplaining

When a women talks to a male in a way that is typically used in a patronizing or condescending way.

The women was womensplaining to the man, causing him to feel useless.

by Womensplaining is a plague May 22, 2018

SHIMMER Women's Athletes

An all female professional wrestling company in the US. Owned by ROH Commentator Dave Prazak, and is a sister company of ROH. Does women wrestling better than WWE and TNA. There is not very many women in SHIMMER that can't wrestle, whereas in the WWE, you have mostly bikini models with no formal wrestling training whatsoever, and never had to work the indies to get contracts, and only got contracts based on their looks, with the exception of a few like Nattie Neidhart, and Beth Phoenix.

Steve: You going to watch the WWE women's match tonight, it's Maria vs. Eve Torres.

Scott: I rather have sex with your obese mom than watch two women who have NO TALENT wrestle. I'm going to watch real women wrestlers like Sara Del Ray and Cheerleader Melissa on SHIMMER Women's Athletes.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 8, 2009

Women on top

An awesome sex position, where the women sits on the man riding the guy to ecstacy. the women moves up and down with legs folded or stretching. The guy holds the women's hips and gets to check her out completely while squeezing her boobs and and jiggling with them.

Hey babe, wanna try women on top?

by psych123 December 7, 2011