Wow

A Replacement of friends, often with geeks online who jerk off 6 times a day, but they sound cool on the internet. People who you will never meet in person, but still take advice not knowing them beyond their voice over a $6 microphone. A drug for nerds who cant live in the real world, who fantasize about losing their virginity to a night elf. But we all know that wont happen, lose their virginity that is. A game that never ends, I wonder why its so addicting... I mean, you get so much out of it, all that accomplishment, like ZOMG I'm lvl 60!... Oh wait, where did my real friends go? Oh yea they're in Orgrimmar!

Matt enters the bar for the first time, Walks up to a girl.

"Hi"
"Umm, Hey..."
"I wish you were cos^2 and i was sin^2 so we could be 1"
"What?"
"Oh don't worry about that, Anyways... In the Wow, Im a 3rd degree epic'd level 60, so umm, when do you wanna get out of here?"
"For Elune."

by Thor1235424 January 17, 2007

Wow

W.O.W stands for wack off Wednesday that’s the day all off the males of the military wack off hence forth W.O.W

Wow it’s one of those days Oh boy

by HOMERDICKSOAP February 20, 2020

Wow

Wow

Wow your so weird

by Bob is patty April 07, 2017

Wow

The most sarcastic word ever

Person 1: I just leveled up in my new game

Person 2: "wow"

by satansgoldfish September 09, 2015

Wow

Wow means to be surprised, but to wonder why and how?

Wow that's amazing!

by Shani may July 29, 2018

Wow

A term that people say when they have seen a pillow.

"WOW!"
"what is it?"
"I JUST SAW A PILLOW!"
"Nah mate, thats a cushion"
"Damn I wow'd for no reason"

by Wow Its TOTALLY TUESDAY September 05, 2017

Wow

1. A sound made by someone when they are amazed by someone else or somelse

2. A sound made when your in amazement of how annoying, rude, or disrespectful someone can be

1. Tyler: Hey Alex, come check this out

Alex: Wow that's cool

2. Alex: Hey Tyler, I'm back with some food

Tyler: OH WOW, you didn't get em anything

by TheWildHuman July 28, 2017