willy wonka 

daddy issues.
...
yeah.

that's it.

They really made willy wonka the definition of "daddy issues"

willy wonka by i give up on english September 22, 2020

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 

A 1971 movie that stars Gene Wilder who plays the character of Willy Wonka a candy maker who is in search of an heir to his factory and fortune. He hosts a compitition by placing five golden tickets under five wonka bars.This was remade in 2005 staring Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka

I found a golden ticket and I am going to Willy Wonka's factory

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory by Trevor M??? August 12, 2005

Soggy Wonka 

When you stick your finger in your ass then put it in someones ear. Like a wet willy, but with shit instead of saliva.

He pissed me off last night with "your mom" jokes, so i gave him a Soggy Wonka. He was pissed.

Soggy Wonka by ViolenceVixen May 11, 2010

The willy wonka 

verb; paying 5 or more midgets, or smaller people, to be covered in chocolate ( preferable hershys ), while they gangbang an unsuspecting friend.

I finally got back at mary, i gave her the good old The Willy Wonka, and caught it all on tape.
Damned bitch never saw it coming.

The willy wonka by ironicall aint it November 28, 2007

Chili Wonka 

The act of paying a midget to dress up as an Oompa Loopma. From there, you have the midget eat three and a half bowls of chili. When digested, the midget will take a dump on your chest so you can get high off the aroma.

Guy 1: Dude, I've always wanted to try a Chili Wonka, but I don't know any midgets.

Guy 2: Don't worry, man! My neighbor is a midget. I'll set you up.

Chili Wonka by Dankerman January 7, 2013

Willy Wonka 

A personality in a Wonderful movie that has nothing to sexually do with anything.

also he rocks.

Willy Wonka's Candy factory is the shit.

Willy Wonka by Cris August 14, 2005

wonka machine 

When a slutty ass girl is blowing one man and is also is jerking one off in each hand. So 3 guys and one girl causing her to ski poles and neck in a fashion that resembles and crazy ass candy machine from Willy Wonka. When over they never speak to that hood rat again.

At the party last night Britany totally wonka machined those three guys over there. What a freak.

wonka machine by Pimpski, Grizzz, Stovetop February 17, 2007