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A codeword used to talk about Marijuana. Not too commonly used. derived from the children's book "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."
Weed and Wonka have the same first letter, making it easier of a word to decipher. Used most often around authority figures, to drive away suspicion.
1. "Want some wonka bars?"

2. "Oh man, those wonka bars were good last night"
Wonka by MissingNo11 January 7, 2011
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A word of praise and general liking. Often associated with something out of the ordinary.
Man that movie was wonka! or You are so wonka.


Wonka by Octopus Arms April 16, 2009
A fuckboy. Some who doesn't know how to control their dick.
Ur a Wonka
Wonka by S.E Hinton November 20, 2016
The funniest person you’ll ever know. Very wonky (silly)
Wonka by G_girl February 1, 2018
A derogatory term deriving from the famed white people movie, Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory. It is typically used to discribe fat chocalate loving white people however recently has become a term of endeerment.
That fucking wonka stole my chocolate-vanilla-swirl icecream cone.
Wonka by TinyNutSackCracker August 19, 2021
Wonka’s are referred to as a males testicles.
I refer to testicles as “wonka’s” because they are located beside your willy and the chocolate factory.

wonka machine 

When a slutty ass girl is blowing one man and is also is jerking one off in each hand. So 3 guys and one girl causing her to ski poles and neck in a fashion that resembles and crazy ass candy machine from Willy Wonka. When over they never speak to that hood rat again.
At the party last night Britany totally wonka machined those three guys over there. What a freak.