Wonk

Someone who is weird or just plain creepy

Tanisha is a fucking wonk.

by Stephanie7772 May 30, 2019

Wonk

The act of making a very disturbing face. Similar to winking, but much more awkward.

That ho just wonked at me

by Skinnybiscuit120 February 7, 2018

Wonk

A way to express happiness when you don’t know what to say.

“Wonk”

by 🥀Erin Gray🥀 January 17, 2020

Wonk

Wonk - past tense of wink.

He wonk his eye at me.

by Pickledpig Tweet July 21, 2018

Wonk

When you try to wink suavely, but you accidentally blink, ruining the moment.

"Oh yeah I was flirting with Kelly and I totally screwed it up by wonking!!"

by ironicinsomniac April 19, 2017

Wonk

A funny name for a close friend to annoy them.

Adriana: Jenn your such a wonka. LOL
Jennifer: It's WONK not wonka.

by xBlurple1x June 20, 2017

Wonk

The act of flushing one’s entire dick and balls down the toilet

Guy 1: Did you hear Steve got his nuts ripped off?

Guy 2: No, what happened?

Guy 1: He tried to Wonk in an airplane bathroom

by Tito “Dick” Dickman December 11, 2020