Wonk

Someone who is weird or just plain creepy

Tanisha is a fucking wonk.

by Stephanie7772 May 30, 2019

Wonk

The act of making a very disturbing face. Similar to winking, but much more awkward.

That ho just wonked at me

by Skinnybiscuit120 February 7, 2018

Wonk

A way to express happiness when you don’t know what to say.

“Wonk”

by 🥀Erin Gray🥀 January 17, 2020

Wonk

When you try to wink suavely, but you accidentally blink, ruining the moment.

"Oh yeah I was flirting with Kelly and I totally screwed it up by wonking!!"

by ironicinsomniac April 19, 2017

Wonk

The act of flushing one’s entire dick and balls down the toilet

Guy 1: Did you hear Steve got his nuts ripped off?

Guy 2: No, what happened?

Guy 1: He tried to Wonk in an airplane bathroom

by Tito “Dick” Dickman December 11, 2020

Wonk

Wonk - past tense of wink.

He wonk his eye at me.

by Pickledpig Tweet July 21, 2018

Wonk

A funny name for a close friend to annoy them.

Adriana: Jenn your such a wonka. LOL
Jennifer: It's WONK not wonka.

by xBlurple1x June 20, 2017