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wobbledick

A certainly painful condition caused by the violent bending or twisting of a mans penis. This usually occurs when the penis inadvertantly slips out of a womens vagina while she is on top thrusting downwards during intercourse.
I'm sorry babe but I can't have sex for a couple of days because you gave me wobbledick last night.
by Steven A. Hammock January 7, 2005
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wobbleknocker alarm clock

The act of a woman waking someone up by hanging her large pendulous breasts over their face and swinging them back and forth across their face to wake them up.
I was sleeping and my wife gave me the wobbleknocker alarm clock this morning...I knew it was gonna be a great day!
by Almalphia September 27, 2010
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hobblecock

1. a penis with one testicle greatly smaller than the other

2. the sexual act of driving down a bumpy road with the man strapped tightly to the seat while the woman rides atop the mans cock; requiring much less effort than conventional sex due to the unpaved/ bumpy road
Jim and Susy were feeling lazy so they just wanted to hobblecock
by Nate Schultzie March 5, 2011
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gobblecock

giving head to your boyfriend after thanksgiving dinner and making a sound like a turkey when coming up for air.
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by xfixi8 January 26, 2010
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Gobblecock

(Noun) virtually sucking the cock of a person (like a celebrity) despite being treated badly or lied to just to be part of an "in crowd".
His rallies were filled with gobblecocks showering him with blind allegiance and praise.
by Terisaw March 11, 2017
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Wamblecock'd

Dropping some heavy-ass knowledge on fools who don't know what time it is.
"That dude just got wamblecock'd"
by jarrell127 November 3, 2011
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wobblejonkered

noun; the state of something typed when one's fingers are, for instance, placed two keys to the left on the keyboard.
Tara: hey
Laura: fqr
Tara: did you get wobblejonkered?
Laura: i did.
by Laura Camp September 11, 2005
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