windows update 

Another name for virus

OMFG my computer got infected by a Windows Update! OH NOES!

windows update by Source November 12, 2003

windows update 

the act of spying a fine specimen of the fairer sex undressing without having first closed the curtains.

"hey man, come here and look over the road... serious windows update!"

windows update by Catachresis June 4, 2004

windows update 

Something that a bunch of hyped up on Starbuck's coffee Bill Gates employees should have thought of in foresight

Bob: Hey Chris, let's run down to Starbuck's and then go by the office supply store on the way back. I wanna get one the new Star Trek pocket protectors while they have some left.

Chris: Yeah, that sounds cool dude. Let's just blow all this off. We can always make like a Windows Update type thing for this shit.

Bob: Haha..yeah. hahaha

Chris: Yeah, haha. Screw this. Hey, I got first dibs on the Warf pocket protector...

windows update by Super Gerbil October 29, 2003

Windows Update 

The usual cause of DCS.

The latest Windows Update was supposed to be SP2. But it downdated several things, so I had to update them again.

Windows Update by Downstrike September 14, 2004

windows update 

(v.) The systematic destruction of computing machines.

Every time windows would need to update, through the net it would take me to the site and lock my computer up until I shot it with a 12 gadge.

windows update by brandon soule December 8, 2003

windows update 

An oxymoron in itself.

They add Spider Solataire and call ir\t Windows XP

windows update by me December 27, 2003

windows update 

A feature that is no different from compiling the Linux kernel.

If you don't want a Windows Update, you should have stuck with Windows 98 instead.

windows update by whatever April 10, 2004