dcs

Microsoft patent technology which stands for Doesn't catch shit.

Windows Defender use Microsoft patent technology DCS or "Doesn't catch shit"

by johnny354 March 26, 2008

DCS

Double Chin Syndrome - When someone isn't that fat but they have a double chin.

Slim person with a double chin.

1. Yeah she is kinda hot, but her DCS is a bit of a turnoff.

2. A: It's weird, she isn't fat but has a double chin.

B: Yeh, she has DCS.

by wittywitty May 11, 2011

DCS

Dumb Cunt Syndrome. Syndrome symptoms include emotional over-reaction, increased estrogen levels, and a general cunt attitude. Often displayed in episodes of House, M.D. by Dr. Lisa Cuddy. Can be applied to any person of either gender, but is primarily found in females.

DCS runs rampant in women's rights activists. Those women really are dumb cunts.

by switchbladekarl March 28, 2010

DCS

Dry Cum Syndrome, the little white shit that collects on the side of your mouth.

Hey man, wipe that DCS of your mouth, chicks don't dig it.

by Osiris February 4, 2005

DCS

DCS is the abbreviation for Drunk Call Syndrome. Those who get wasted then find their fone call people up. DCS comes in different froms, from mild to severe cases.

Last night i got wasted n ended up callin the EX... stupid DCS

by f this May 16, 2005

DCS

DCS: Standing for Dumb Cunt Syndrome, the three letter phrase is a means by which to represent disapproval of an action taken by a man or woman. It is meant to represent something that is extremely stupid, and generally reserved for a dumb woman.

"Ben: Wow! What is that woman's problem, she just cut me off? Colin: She suffers from DCS Dumb Cunt Syndrome."

by TheKing13 March 2, 2008

DCS

Abbreviation of Disobedient Computer Syndrome.

Ever since I installed SP2, this blasted PC exhibits DCS by lipping off, (see lip off}, at me about the stupidest things instead of doing the task I gave it.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004