whooshing

A sound in one's ears or actually in the brain sometimes made by a disease called Tinnitus. Missed deadlines can make the same sound.
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
Douglas Adams, English novelist
Ooopss, I am late with my tax forms, just heard the deadline whooshing.
by Extrem0phile February 27, 2006
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(n.) the sound of something flying by very quickly, deadlines for instance.

(v.) to pass by very rapidly.
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by."
- Douglas Adams.

A snowball whooshed past my face, missing by an infinitesmal distance; I let out my battle cry that woke up the whole neighborhood.
by papermachete October 27, 2005
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a word that was made popular by being the name of a subreddit. it refers to people who don't realise something is a joke. also referred to as r/whoosh.
by ninjakirbz June 22, 2021
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whoosh

Something you say to someone who didn't understand the sarcasm/joke.
As if it wen't right over their head or they saw right through it.
"That christmas sweater looks wonderful jerry.. Even in summer."
"Thank you!"
"Whoosh..."
by justanamebro January 26, 2017
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Whoosh is the term to describe an enthusiastic swishing sound, often used when one is talking about something totally unbelievable that perhaps may have zoomed past unbelievably fast, both in a literal or figurative sense.
"So, like, there was this thing, and it was so fast, man, it was like WHOOSH and then bam! It was gone!"

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"I dunno, man, I'm totally out of it today. I mean, today somebody was talking to me and everything they said just kept whooshing past me, y'know? Just like whoosh, and stuff."
by Steph May 26, 2004
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To move something or someone in a violent manner.
These tables are too damn close together, let’s whoosh them!
by A-ness January 01, 2018
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A spell typically used by a black Mage to shrink ones “special” member
Whoosh your shlong is now a short
by Bigbillshill April 09, 2019
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