whoosh

a word that was made popular by being the name of a subreddit. it refers to people who don't realise something is a joke. also referred to as r/whoosh.

"I fucked your mum last night"

"no my dad did"

"whoosh"

by ninjakirbz June 22, 2021

whoosh

Whoosh is the term to describe an enthusiastic swishing sound, often used when one is talking about something totally unbelievable that perhaps may have zoomed past unbelievably fast, both in a literal or figurative sense.

"So, like, there was this thing, and it was so fast, man, it was like WHOOSH and then bam! It was gone!"

or

"I dunno, man, I'm totally out of it today. I mean, today somebody was talking to me and everything they said just kept whooshing past me, y'know? Just like whoosh, and stuff."

by Steph May 25, 2004

Whoosh

To move something or someone in a violent manner.

These tables are too damn close together, let’s whoosh them!

by A-ness January 1, 2018

Whoosh

A spell typically used by a black Mage to shrink ones “special” member

Whoosh your shlong is now a short

by Bigbillshill April 9, 2019

Whoosh

The quick removal of all clothing.

Let's whoosh before we jump into bed.

by coffeecup78 May 10, 2010

whoosh

1. something that is quick, swift, etc...
2. very fast

The cat went whoosh
He was all like, whoosh

by olivepip January 7, 2009

Whoosh

When you sneeze and your period blood goes down.#Everyonedoesit #Opps

Person1:Hey girl I was just about to ...
Ahchew*
Person 2: There goes a whoosh

by Maesynthegoat November 10, 2019