These are underwear also known as briefs, usually white and is quite popular style of underwear. Although, when you go into high school it can sometimes be view as uncool but this is a rare event. I went into high school wearing white briefs and didn't get anything embarrassing happen to me. In the rare event you do go to a school where 'tighty whities' aren't approved off you can expect frequent wedgies, some spankings and most of all being pantsed to expose your briefs to the public, usually always happens during gym class/PE.
"Hey look! He is wearing Tighty Whities lets get him!"
"Today in school after gym I was hung by my Tighty Whities on a large hook and given a huge Hanging Wedgie. This was followed by Spanking and a Swirly which didn't feel too good at all."
"I usually wear tighty whities because they are the most comfortable underwear and the girls like them."
"Today in school after gym I was hung by my Tighty Whities on a large hook and given a huge Hanging Wedgie. This was followed by Spanking and a Swirly which didn't feel too good at all."
"I usually wear tighty whities because they are the most comfortable underwear and the girls like them."
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Briefs (or tighty whities) that have been worn so much that they have lost elasticity in the waistband and fabric.
You know it's time to throw out your tighty whities when they become loosey whities.
Fun ways to dispose of loosey whities:
throw them over a fence and into someone's pool or jacuzzi;
leave them in someone's glove compartment;
put them in someone's desk at work or school;
throw them onto a powerline;
hang them from a tree branch or bush;
stuff them into someone's pillow case;
put them between the pages of a library book on a shelf;
superglue them onto a mirror in a public washroom;
hoist them onto a flagpole;
staple them onto a co-worker's cork board;
tape them onto a blackboard;
sneak them into an enemy's lunchbox;
place them into someone's shoes;
put them into someone's backpack when they're not looking;
tape them onto someone's locker;
stuff them into the keyhole of a lock so that the victim will have a hard time opening it;
clog a public toilet, sink, or water fountain with them;
leave them on a supermarket shelf;
shove them into someone's water bottle, thermos, or watercooler;
sneak them into a slurpee machine;
put them into someone's mailbox;
place them on top of someone's head while they're sleeping;
hang them from someone's car antenna or side mirror;
leave them in the middle of a hallway;
put them into someone's ipod or cellphone case;
deposit them in a post box;
clog an ATM's credit card intake with them;
leave them in the fridge or freezer of a stranger;
leave them under some watermelons at the grocery store;
stuff them into someone's cd player or dvd player;
donate them to goodwill.
Fun ways to dispose of loosey whities:
throw them over a fence and into someone's pool or jacuzzi;
leave them in someone's glove compartment;
put them in someone's desk at work or school;
throw them onto a powerline;
hang them from a tree branch or bush;
stuff them into someone's pillow case;
put them between the pages of a library book on a shelf;
superglue them onto a mirror in a public washroom;
hoist them onto a flagpole;
staple them onto a co-worker's cork board;
tape them onto a blackboard;
sneak them into an enemy's lunchbox;
place them into someone's shoes;
put them into someone's backpack when they're not looking;
tape them onto someone's locker;
stuff them into the keyhole of a lock so that the victim will have a hard time opening it;
clog a public toilet, sink, or water fountain with them;
leave them on a supermarket shelf;
shove them into someone's water bottle, thermos, or watercooler;
sneak them into a slurpee machine;
put them into someone's mailbox;
place them on top of someone's head while they're sleeping;
hang them from someone's car antenna or side mirror;
leave them in the middle of a hallway;
put them into someone's ipod or cellphone case;
deposit them in a post box;
clog an ATM's credit card intake with them;
leave them in the fridge or freezer of a stranger;
leave them under some watermelons at the grocery store;
stuff them into someone's cd player or dvd player;
donate them to goodwill.
by Undies Expert April 10, 2009
Get the Loosey whities mug.A deadly gang from the streets of Potomac. The gang was founded in 2008 and has since doubled. The notorious street gang is known for all of its members being tight and white.
Bystander 1- "Man the crime rate in Potomac has increased from .8% to 1.1% in the past 3 years!"
Bystander 2- "Yea since the founding of The Tighty Whities, the streets of Potomac are no longer safe."
Bystander 2- "Yea since the founding of The Tighty Whities, the streets of Potomac are no longer safe."
by PotomacThug August 13, 2010
Get the The Tighty Whities mug.The ejection of bodily fluids, simultaneously, from both axes. Usually performed on bathroom ware in close proximity.
by halfpie December 5, 2019
Get the Blinding Whities mug.A synonym for briefs . They are underwear worn for there support purposes, antonym of boxers. The pros of tighty whities are support in gym class and hiding an erection. The disadvantages are that if you are pantsed then your penis will appear smaller, and that they might strangle your penis.
Because of incidents in which prison inmates trousers started to fall down, many teenagers believe baggy pants are cool. Because of that, it became the cool thing to wear boxers instead of old fashioned tighty whities.
Advice if you're going to High School and male. In order to make your life alot easier, wear boxer shorts.
Because of incidents in which prison inmates trousers started to fall down, many teenagers believe baggy pants are cool. Because of that, it became the cool thing to wear boxers instead of old fashioned tighty whities.
Advice if you're going to High School and male. In order to make your life alot easier, wear boxer shorts.
"Nice Tighty Whities, nerd!"
"... Tighty Whities are convenient and supportive"
"So? Boxers are loosy-goosy and cooler!"
"... Tighty Whities are convenient and supportive"
"So? Boxers are loosy-goosy and cooler!"
by Sheikeh June 1, 2007
Get the tighty whities mug.Walter Whities: A synonym for tighty whities, which is in turn a synonym for briefs. “Walter Whites” is a play on the name of the fictitious character "Walter White" (a.k.a. Heisenberg) from the Breaking Bad television series. Walter White is clearly partial to tighty whities as evidenced by the many scenes in which he is without pants.
Guy: I need some new underwear.
Girl: Yes. You. Do. And, while you’re at it, would you switch from tighty whities to boxers? Your tighty whities are lame. Boxers will liven things up a bit.
Guy: Well, my Walter Whities provide the support that my boys need. I’m an active guy.
Girl: Did you say Walter Whities?
Guy: Yeah. You know, Breaking Bad? Walter White underwear scenes? Get it?
Girl: Ohhhh… Ooooo yeah… Um, forget what I said about boxers.
Girl: Yes. You. Do. And, while you’re at it, would you switch from tighty whities to boxers? Your tighty whities are lame. Boxers will liven things up a bit.
Guy: Well, my Walter Whities provide the support that my boys need. I’m an active guy.
Girl: Did you say Walter Whities?
Guy: Yeah. You know, Breaking Bad? Walter White underwear scenes? Get it?
Girl: Ohhhh… Ooooo yeah… Um, forget what I said about boxers.
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