wiffle ball

Noun or Verb: To perform sexual intercourse with a penis made semi-flaccid by intoxication or exhaustion.

"Oh man, I could barely get it up after all those beers. The best I could give her a was a wiffle ball."

by Adman12 September 20, 2005

wiffle ball

the greatest game in the world where you throw the ball that has holes in it and go around the bases and this is really confusin

nvm

by Carly October 17, 2003

Wiffle ball

A code for smoking pot so you can talk about your plans to smoke in front of protective parents.

Tyler: "Hey man, lets get loaded"
Drew: "shhh bro. My parents are right outside"
Tyler: "oh yeah. Lets go hit the wiffle ball"

by Six foot bongs June 5, 2013

Wiffle Ball Legend

One who performs ultimate acts of wiffle ball prowess whilst inebriated, intoxicated, or sloshed.

Matt is a wiffle ball legend, he went 8 for 8 with 3 home runs on the beach yesterday.

Antonym - Brittany is not a wiffle ball legend, she gave three home runs to one opposing player yesterday.

by wiffleballer March 14, 2010

wiffle ball pancake

ITS A WAFFLE

i ate a wiffle ball pancake

by shadpow May 30, 2017

Apc333 Wiffle ball league

Bunch of teenagers doing wiffle ball in a park. Most likely run by a half white half asian more well known by "Wasian" who is injured and cant play. He probably wants to get a new graphics card.

I went to the Apc333 Wiffle ball league to have some fun with the boys and the girls and the bats

by Anon onus dad September 26, 2020

Whiffled Balls

Whiffled Balls: This term defines when your balls get really hot and hang low, or when a male is extremely relaxed, there balls may become whiffled, allowing them to hang low.

"Man my balls are so whiffled right now" or "Damn, this heat is making my balls whiffled" , or " These whiffled balls are practically smaking my knee caps".

by GaG nOt December 1, 2011