Wessel'd

The act of turning around anything someone says and making it an insult and continuing this pattern no matter what anyone says.

Guy: Man I really like that when there's no clouds in the sky. It's just so clear and blue.

Girl: You're face is clear and blue.

Guy: WTF?

Girl: You've been Wessel'd

by J-Milly November 9, 2013

Andrew Wessen

Fucking sexiest guitarist of the fucking sexiest band there ever was: GROUPLOVE. Great hair, great teeth, great smile, and great personality. Accepts any and all prom invitations and is sweet beyond belief. Also surfs professionally, which just adds to the sex appeal.

1: Hey have you heard that song by GROUPLOVE: spun?
me: Yes yes YES fucking YES andrew wessen aka sex god sings and plays uke on it its so fucking hot oh my god fangirling.

by andrew appreciaton September 2, 2012

wesseled

The state of being completely intoxicated whereas one or more of the below stated instances may occur: pissing one's pants and/or bed, spouting obsenities at inappropriate times and audiences, losing one's wallet/cell phone/car keys, istigating fights with persons larger than one's self, losing consciousness on unknown private property, drooling on one's self.

Dude, I was got so wesseled last night I got in a fight, lost everything in my pockets, went home with a fatty, and pissed my pants, and barely escaped this morning without her catching my real name. Man I was wesseled!

by Eddie Hoffman May 3, 2008

Wesselink's Law

The theory that when a maestro of any kind of musical activity says that it is the last time, it shall be repeated an undefined number of times.

Dude, he said we would be done three run throughs ago, I guess that's wesselink's law for you.

by Smashed Marx September 26, 2017

Wessel

A wessel is an awesome person, that's just all around great and loved by many! Certain people who are uninformed of the definition, may use the word as an insult, which it clearly is not.

Certain person: "You are such a wessel!"

Girl: "Well thanks!"

by khjgkhfawaked November 28, 2010

Wessel

A very cool and powerfull guy! Everybody knows him. He is super sexy and handsome!!

#cool #handsome #sexy #crazy #power

Wow there's wessel!

by Randykalavan103 February 27, 2017

Wissexuality

The sexual attraction towards toxic masculinity.

Comes with a strong feeling of arousal towards toxic sociopaths and vile douchebags.

Katy is such a wissexual, she only dates total jerks who treat her like shit, wissexuality is so weird.

Her intense wisssexuality made her see all his red flags as total goals.

“ nhab” said the wissexual thot as the sociopathic douchebag peed on her.

by PoorAlgerian January 8, 2020