Welty

the act of vigorously masturbating while at work.

I walked into the bathroom today and someone was having themselves a welty in the middle stall.

by DeeNaaR December 20, 2019

wetty fap

To masturbate in the shower while your boo is in the kitchen cooking pies.

My lady was doin' the homemaker thing and didn't want to get nasty, so I took a quick shower and a wetty fap.

by Bogrimm October 2, 2015

Wettyy

Are you sweaty from gym clas
But ur wet from pornhub then you are wettyy

MOM IM WETTYY

by Alexthegodd January 14, 2019

Weezy Scarf

A checkered scarf that has been used in the Middle East for millenia...which ignoramuses bafflingly believe is the latest fashion accessory invented by "rapper" Weezy/Lil Wayne. Experts widely agree that actually calling a keffiyeh/shemagh a "weezy scarf" will almost certainly result in instant ridicule, derision, and crushing shame.

Hipster: YO PEEPS CHECK OUT MY WEEZY SCARF!!!
former friends: LOL/SMH YO SON GO READ A BOOK!!!

by Capt.Crunch89 August 6, 2011

Double Welty

The act of plesuring 2 males at once. Typically done with one's hands.

Dude did you see what was going on in the tree house? No man what happened? Bruh she was giving them the double Welty!

by The Welts November 5, 2014

Weeting

Weeting is the most bad ass village in England. It is located in Norfolk and has some of the biggest Cunts you will ever meet, but you end up making them your best friends ever. It is also loacted near RAF Lakenheath. If you ever go to England, go here, it is only 2 hours away from London.

Guy 1-You go to Weeting often?

Guy 2-Yeah, dick 'ead, I live there, you fucking cunt, why dont you live there? I'll tell you why, because youre too pussy!

by skown March 5, 2011

weetabix weed

Weed, that is super dry and breaks apart when you just softly touch it.

Dude 1: my cannabis weetabix weed man. Dude 2: Man that sucks.

by BatmanAlexeh November 11, 2020