Geek slang for "Bros before Hoes". MMORPG players will often throw this as a trump card when you are trying to spend time with your chick instead of raiding.
Duke: Hey Jim, the raid starts at 8:00ET motherfucker, log your ass in!
Jim: Can't make it tonight, I promised Karen I would watch Sense and Sensibility with her this evening.
Duke: What the fuck man! Brethren before wenches!
Jim: Yeah, you're right. Give me 10 minutes to pick a fight with her and I'll be on.
Jim: Can't make it tonight, I promised Karen I would watch Sense and Sensibility with her this evening.
Duke: What the fuck man! Brethren before wenches!
Jim: Yeah, you're right. Give me 10 minutes to pick a fight with her and I'll be on.
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(noun) To be so beyond fucked up that you black out and have no remembrance of what is occurring around you. The next morning you wake up and just know in your heart last night was fuckin awesome.
(a.k.a) 'chelted
(a.k.a) 'chelted
Chris- "Yo dude why is that guy humping that tree?"
Josh- " I dont know man he took like 12 hits from the bong and funneled straight vodka..."
Chris- "Fuck man, he must be straight wiechelted."
Josh- " I dont know man he took like 12 hits from the bong and funneled straight vodka..."
Chris- "Fuck man, he must be straight wiechelted."
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