A wank with a Johnny on. The kind of wank you treat yourself to have, you don't have it everyday because its the 'royal' treatment.
Adapted from the inbetweeners - Neil, if the pressures ever to much you can borrow one of my johnnys and have a wank royal. A what? You know a wank royal, a wank with a johnny on.
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He's NOT too busy to get this catalogue out in time - he's just an "autowanker" a WANKARM with too much spare time.
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jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute
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