Wat the

Mr. Quisno's catchphrase, if you hear it you're soon to witness a throat punch. He has an extravagant variety of throat punches ranging from Nigeria to Pakistan.

Wat the, what is this.

by Aly R/B September 14, 2019

wat

The only proper response to something that makes absolutely no sense.

1: If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, Halloween and Easter would fall on the same day.
2: wat

1: Wow your cock is almost as big as my dad's.
2: wat

1: I accidentially a whole coke bottle
2: You accidentially what?
1: A whole coke bottle
2: wat

by watwat October 18, 2008

wat.

"wat." is a full sentence, used as a reply to something that makes no sense at all, to indicate confusion. "wat." is never typed/written with a capital letter, nor with a question mark. Sometimes though, the period is left out.

1: My cock looks yellow, with little blue dots on it. What can I do?
2: wat.

by Zyyghe February 3, 2009

Watted

Adjective

Pronounced like “ratted” with a W, is present tense and does not change form when plural or in other tenses.

Definition: When one’s movement is inhibited by a cat lying on them.

I can’t come to the kitchen right now because I’m being watted.

by shoppingcart2.0 November 6, 2020

WATS

WATS: meaning what one would say from the 187 Murderedout empire ™️ meaning WE AIN'T THE SAME!

So you just got busted with hella drugs and weapons and you out in a week end and a fine ?? 😂 Fool I can't even stand next to your sorry ass with out going to jail not just cuz I'm called 187 see that's why ( WATS) WE AIN'T THE SAME!!💯

by k187c November 10, 2021

wat

Slang. Indicates confusion or a need for clarification. Statement/question.

1: "lolz Yea sex is great and everything but its way too overrated. Its like o yea i screwed this girl or this guy and i hear it over and over. And all it causes is more drama, not org drama, but more like Maury drama. So yea, im not gonna have sex till i have a gf that lasts for a year."
2: "wat"

by stewpidwhytemayun June 21, 2005

wat it is

basically another slang term to say whats up or whats going on

Wat it is Petey?

Nothing man, just chillaxing!

by **___KRiSTEN =)) September 20, 2007