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warpig

Warpig. also see bitch ass sloppy hoe.

Noun* A warpig is generally looked at as an overweight slut, typically one who would offer her services to as many guys as she could. (ie getting railed by the football team after a loss). She is an outcast and considered a loner. One liked only by someone of her kind. Usaually suffers from manic depression, and yeast infections. Usual life expectancy on a "warpig" is 36 yrs.

Adj* Act of overwhelming, stomach churning slutness.

Done!
Warpig. A fat, ugly hoe approaches you in a bar and thinks she can get in your pants...when infact, you'd rather heave yourself over a bridge than peer into her fat, sloppy, grilled cheese sandwich.
by SteveGriff September 28, 2008
mugGet the warpigmug.

warpig

A very ugly girl that usually has a face like a pumpkin with a rotund lower body that is excessive in every way shape and form.
Tommy laid pipe to a warpig that kept screaming about green apples. Then asked if that fat bitch had left yet... talking to her.
by Atmosphere April 27, 2007
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warpig

A very fat woman. A warpig may have attractive features that are disguised by excessive loads of woman.
The girl brought along her warpig friend.
by VanWilder March 7, 2007
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warpig

a cockgobbler who sucks sharpies big hairy balls
warpig thinks he can irc
by luvthepig October 1, 2010
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warpig

A term used in the video game "Team Fortress 2" to describe players that wear a certain cosmetic item and greatly over estimate their skill and tend to get themselves killed in game. (i.e. the Scotch Bonnet for the demoman)
Oh that demo is has a warpig hat on he is gonna die.
by Supermegaultrabriskicedteacow November 3, 2016
mugGet the warpigmug.

Warpig (Gaming definition)

A gamer who believes they are vastly better than they actually are. Often seen in games such as TF2, Overwatch and COD.
"Aw fuck, we've got a Warpig (Gaming definition) on our team. This match is gonna be fucking annoying cause he's just gonna charge in there then blame us when he dies."
by Tumbleflop November 7, 2017
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Warpig

1) A warmonger. Someone who views war/violence as the best, if not only, means to solve conflict.

2) An morbidly obese, impossibly ugly woman.

3) A wartime Placebo. Be it a bigger, faster, prettier, more advanced, or simply more expensive rocket, gun, bomb, vehicle or other device.

Note: A Warpig does NOT have to be more effective in practice, just make the owner/user feel more confident.
1) "Hey, you hear the latest about <Terrorist Leader>?"

"Oh that warpig?"

2) "She was built like a tank with a face only a mother could love."

"Oh man, sounds like a real Warpig."

3) "See Dick's new Warpig?"

"What; he got another new gold-plated gun?"
by VexAndSilence August 3, 2019
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