warpig

A very ugly girl that usually has a face like a pumpkin with a rotund lower body that is excessive in every way shape and form.

Tommy laid pipe to a warpig that kept screaming about green apples. Then asked if that fat bitch had left yet... talking to her.

warpig by Atmosphere April 27, 2007

warpig

A very fat woman. A warpig may have attractive features that are disguised by excessive loads of woman.

The girl brought along her warpig friend.

warpig by VanWilder March 7, 2007

warpig

a cockgobbler who sucks sharpies big hairy balls

warpig thinks he can irc

warpig by luvthepig October 1, 2010

Warpig

An Unwanted or Illegitimate Baby or Child. The illegitimate children of War. An archaic word used by the British "Upper Classes to describe children that were sired in a War situation, usually between a man of the "Officer Class" and a Prostitute. I have heard it used as "Da Da's Warpig" , meaning "Fathers illegitimate child". Warpigs were often consigned to a hellish life, subjected to horrendous discipline practices and were often driven deliberately mad. See also "Royal Blood".

Queen Victoria's Warpig half sister was consigned to a life of obscurity in the country as she was an embarrassment to all around her.

Warpig by Huey Tank December 1, 2014

warpig

A term used in the video game "Team Fortress 2" to describe players that wear a certain cosmetic item and greatly over estimate their skill and tend to get themselves killed in game. (i.e. the Scotch Bonnet for the demoman)

Oh that demo is has a warpig hat on he is gonna die.

warpig by Supermegaultrabriskicedteacow November 3, 2016

Warpig

1) A warmonger. Someone who views war/violence as the best, if not only, means to solve conflict.

2) An morbidly obese, impossibly ugly woman.

3) A wartime Placebo. Be it a bigger, faster, prettier, more advanced, or simply more expensive rocket, gun, bomb, vehicle or other device.

Note: A Warpig does NOT have to be more effective in practice, just make the owner/user feel more confident.

1) "Hey, you hear the latest about <Terrorist Leader>?"

"Oh that warpig?"

2) "She was built like a tank with a face only a mother could love."

"Oh man, sounds like a real Warpig."

3) "See Dick's new Warpig?"

"What; he got another new gold-plated gun?"

Warpig by VexAndSilence August 3, 2019

Warpig

Hitting 4 for 4 in a baseball game. Comes from the Motorhead Logo / Black Sabbath song. Means that you're straight metal and full beast-mode.

Bro is a Warpig! Just went 4 / 4 today with two doubles and a triple. WARPIG!!!

Warpig by jershmo June 23, 2023