Warking

The action of both working and wanking alternatively at work.

1. Dude I've been warking all day. It's really depressing.

2. Dude1: Yeah I've been going a bit on pitchfork at today.

Dude2: Mate you're such a warker.

Boss (comming from behind): Off you two fucks.

by The Fucker from Chicago October 27, 2010

wark

(v.) To develop one or more contingency plan(s) for a zombie attack. Often a symptom of mental illness.

I wark frequently: when showering, before falling asleep, and even while taking in podcasts.

by birtweiser July 20, 2008

wark

a mix between a woof and a bark.

Guy #1: Dogs say woof!
Guy #2: No, they say bark!
Guy #3: What about wark!!
Guys #1 and #2: OH YEAH!!!!

by youngsavage69 November 25, 2018

wark

A party man who drinks Canadian beer by the case. One who enjoys a blumkin now and again and likes to tip the little man out of the boat.

You are a real Wark!

by Dan Mior August 18, 2003

Matt Wark

An extremely good looking, ripped male who excels in all sports known to man. Matt Wark is extremely muscular. He is the founder of the bodybuilding association known as "Swoll Patrol".
Girls are naturally drawn to his huge muscles and stunning good looks. People Matt Wark is often confused with: Michael Jordan, Usain Bolt, A-Rod, Kelly Slater, Danny Way and Chuck Norris. Matt Wark is usually reffered to as a "Sexy Beast".

Guy 1: Did you see Matt Wark just dunk from half court?
Guy 2: No he was moving to fast it was just a blurr.
Girl 1: Hes so muscular! I want his bod!

by mrfrikinawesome August 3, 2011

wark the chocobo

One of the many slang terms for male masturbation.

Jimmy had to wark the chocobo while watching a hot porn movie to relieve himself from the hot girls in it.

by JoeMK October 26, 2005

Jye Wark

“we’re going home boys” This cutey misses og fortnite a lot and wants to go back home with the boys. He is known for being a sigma and wil and i repeat will rizz you up

Ayo that’s Jye Wark, often comparible to baby gronk. this guy will for sure put a baby in me

by PROGITHY July 1, 2024