Warewolf Sounds

this sound is a diverse and different sound that sounds like a new york cab going down a dirt road

Person 1: I hated that song
Person 2: Me too, i just liked the 'ooooooh' part with the warewolf sounds in the back
Person 1: I know! It made me feel like i was almost IN the cab

by susieq3311 May 6, 2007

Warewolf Mode

An extreme state of being sexually aroused and angry despite not necessarily having direct stimulation. This state is usually brought on by having abnormally high levels of testosterone.

"Last night I went warewolf mode"

by Severely Perfect Man December 24, 2022

WarWolf

Shaving Your ass or pubic hair over the toilet, after taking a fat shit. The Turd In question must be atleast the size of an average funkopop. If the shaved hair lands in a mustache or beard shape this is refered to as an exceptional warwolf.

Bro i just took the fattest warwolf of the year. grew it out for 6 months, the duece looked like chewbacca when i was done.

by FrancisFireShaft April 21, 2025

WarWolf

In Summary, a warwolf is the action of shaving your asshair after taking such a violent shit, that the hair is permanently tainted, or full of dinglebarries.

The War refers to the extremely intense "war" in the bathroom prior to the shaving. The wolf refers to the appearence of a turd covered in the shaved hair.

This Gesture is unpleasant but sometimes necessary.

I had to resort to warwolf last night. A simple Shower would not have fixed the fallout from tacobell dinner.

by FrancisFireShaft April 28, 2025

scary warewolf

Scary-Warewolf: A Scary Warewolf takes place in the act of filacio, when you bust a nut on the oppositions face, you then proceed to rip out a portion of your own pubic hair, (though as painful as it may be) and you smear it on the face of the recipient, giving them a scruffy, scary appearance.

This girl I hooked up with last night, I totally gave her one wicked of a Scary Warewolf. I didn't shave for months, I was soo prepared.

by UltraS606 June 30, 2016