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Wanky

Completely absurd, crazy, ludicrous
by nglettire April 3, 2008
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Wanky

A nickname given to Detroit’s own Joseph Billops formally known as Vernon Joseph Neville Billops
Deante: I then lost Wanky to the streets
Chris: Wankyyyyy
by Jnutty30 April 9, 2019
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Wanky

In the fandom community, person A would describe person B or person B's behavior as "wanky" if any of the following conditions are met:

- Person B expresses an opinion that person A disagrees with
- Person B expresses an emotion on a public forum or blog
- Person B has an argument with Person C over any subject on a public forum or blog

Also, "wank" is the noun used to refer to the behavior itself.
"Those people got into an argument; it was so wanky, let's make fun of them!"

"Those people got upset because of a website being homophobic; that's so wanky, let's make fun of them!"
by ChaosRocket October 22, 2007
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Wanky

Super lame or wack.
n. Wankster
v. Wankin
Man, Asanti you are so wanky.
by nerdjunkey May 17, 2008
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Wanky

Super lame or wack.
n. Wankster
v. Wankin
Man, Asanti you are so wanky.
by nerdjunkey May 17, 2008
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Wanky

a hanky / handkerchief you use to masturbate with so you don't squirt your cum over yourself and your clothes
It is usually an attractive hanky with a nice pattern and used solely for masturbation to catch your hanky cum
I was thinking about Maria in accounts earlier - she's looking hot today. I got turned on and had to go to the bathroom and get out my wanky
by wanky chiefer October 15, 2010
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Wanky

Contraction of the words janky, and wonky. Used when something is just not right.
Trevor: Yo man how's my new haircut?

Mason: Man it just looks a bit wanky...
by gigantic_smelly_toad_toe April 22, 2019
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