Wankton

The name given to a school of jizz floating in the water, after having a wank in the bath.

My flatmate had a wank in the bath and left his Wankton floating around

by Spanky Goes to Hollywood May 11, 2011

Wanktionary

When educated people use silly words that a normal person does not understand. Whether it is to belittle fellow man or to show vast intelligence.

Simply a person who uses such words is a flog.

From the wanktionary. "The excrement was divine"... "good shit" for a normal person.

by Wanktionary tosser snob flog January 21, 2019

wankathon

Timed event, usually done by males, counting the number of times he can ejaculate within a given period.

Jim had 50 sponsors for his 24 hour wankathon, he managed to jack himself off 126 times and raised £400 for charity.

by zygmund July 27, 2003

wankathon

An endurance wanking event, where by the wankee must complete 260,000 strokes strokes in the fastest time possible. It is a real achievemnt to finish a wankathon, as drop outs are common. Compettors suffer from friction related burns and penile chaff.
It is important that you time your finish and that you don't run out of juice before the end.
So, what is the take home message? Well it's not the cumming first, its the taking shaking of you part that counts.

The London Wankathon
The New York Wankathon
The Olympic Wankathon

by Finesilver January 11, 2005

Wankatorium

An usually plush and technicality advanced facility constructed with sole purpose of Masterbation !

65inch TV, 4 PC's, chipped up broadband, disco ball, beer fridge, futon, garage calendars, 100+ terrabytes, and 12 bog rolls .......now that's a Wankatorium!

by Lewcou September 2, 2018

Wankertron

A person or organisation.

Amazon you absolute wankertrons, you have not attempted to deliver my parcel.

by tapdatasstaryn199115 February 3, 2015

wankathon

In its strictest sense, it stands for a marathon masturbation (wanking) event. The Junior Wankathon League (JWL) involves sustained masturbation for at least 26 minutes 2 seconds, while the Intermediate Wankathon League (IWL) involves a period of 26 hours - practically speaking atleast two 26 minute 2 second sessions in two days - and the Professional Wankathon League (PWL) is a period of 26 days - daily masturbation for 26 consecutive days with each session lasting not less than 26 minutes and 2 seconds. Timing is done on good faith. To be accurate, if you have a kitchen count-down timer you may use it. Remember, to wash the timer before you return it to the kicthen. The event is regulated by bodies. Famous bodies include:
- the National Wankathon Association (NWA) in the USA
- the Indian Masturbation Federation (IMF) in India
- Proletariat Wanking Committe (PWC) in China
- Kerala Vanamadi Association (KVA) in the state of Kerala in India
In fact, the IMF and PWC are planning to host the billion-man-wank event in 2010 to showcase the growing clout of Asian masturbators in the global arena.

Santosh has been an extra-ordinary athlete. He mastered the Junior Wankathon at age 5, and progressed to rule the Intermediate League by age 8, and by teenage he used to win at least one Professional Wankathon event every 6 months.

by sgzero August 2, 2007