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Brown's Big Wanger

Brown's Big Wanger is so big that when he turns left it swings like a flail, knocking everyone out of the way. It contains the power of 1000 Wangers combined into one.
Brown's Big Wanger broke my ribs today when he turned to talk to me.
by dablord107 April 21, 2019
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double-wanger doppelgänger

When an identical twin who has two dicks swaps with his twin to fuck his twin's wife.
Oddly my wife didn't complain when my bro and I pulled the ole double-wanger doppelgänger.
by Coco Sean December 30, 2016
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portelli-wagel breakup

A situation wherein a breakup occurs, usually multiple times, but each breakup lasts fewer than 20 hours.
Those two are back together already? That was quicker than a portelli-wagel breakup!
by Jingleheimer Schmidt January 20, 2009
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wangular

Pertaining to the wang. Of or relating to subjects regarding the wang. Also, amazingly cool, but still terribly stupid stupid. The word "wangular" is in and of itself, quite wangular. Used exclusively to describe things related to homosexual males.
Have you seen that new pink pinto Freddy bought? It's kinda wangular.

Sorry Laura, but I don't think Jimmy would be interested in you. He's of the more wangular persuasion.
by Draque December 6, 2004
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Wangwelt

A mark created on the cheek or forehead from being slapped roughly in the face by a man's genitalia. In some cultures, wangwelts are considered to be a symbol of achievement, similar to an animal marking its territory.

"She mine!" - quote from a man after administering a wangwelt to his new ladyfriend.

Is sometime also referred to as a "Dubdub".
Care and feeding of Wangwelts

Detection Prevention - Wangwelts can be handily hidden by women/men who do not wish to openly display their Double-Ws (Wangwelts). Double-Ws can be hidden by cover-up or ski masks.

Duration - Wangwelts last one to two weeks depending on both the solidity of the offending genitalia, as well as the severity of the impact to the face. Weekends are the best time to administer a new Wangwelt, as it gives them time to fully blossom before displaying them at your place of work.
by Malevolon January 12, 2011
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wangland

The destitute land formally England and Wales, that voted for economic suicide in a silly attempt to take back control of something they never lost control of. The final demise of Wangland came about when the millionaires that told the plebs to take back control failed to invest their fortunes, now safe from EU tax controls in the land that they made their fortunes from.
"You going to Wangland for your holiday again this year Jim." No way they just look for anyone who's knuckles don't touch the floor to blame for the misfortune they themselves voted for.
by Hobboblin12 July 15, 2017
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Wangernumbed

Originating from BBC2's "That Mitchell and Webb Look"'s "Numberwang Code" Comedy sketch, Numberwanged could turn to the new pwned owned
i totally wangernumbed that guy on guitar hero! ;

Prepare to be wangernumbed! (everybody knows that phrase!)
by Meesy March 1, 2008
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