Wang Chung It

roll a joint. no more, no less.

Boy 1: Yo, you wanna smoke a bowl?
Boy 2: Nah dude, I don't have one on me, I just got Zig Zags.
Boy 1: Alright yo. We'll just have to wang chung it then.

by Pensky April 30, 2006

Wang-Chung Ratio

A mathematical relationship between the potential amounts of pleasure versus competition in any given point in space-time, as denoted by the ratio of male participants to female participants, or more precisely, penises (wangs) to vaginas (chungs). The lower the wang-chung ratio the higher probability that a given social event will be successful.

Jim: Dude, let's go on chatroulette and talk to some hot girls.
Bob: No way, the wang-chung ratio on chatroulette is like 10,000 to 1.

by Cuntsquid June 5, 2010

wang chung

When a boy takes his penis and dips it into chineas food!!!!!

oh my gosh justin totally did a wang chung wednesday night!

by jessica treepum March 29, 2010

wang chung

1. When you're drunk and hooking up with a girl and your penis is soft.

I was hooking up with this girl the other night, and I had to go wang chung for a couple minutes to get it up..

by Nyterydr May 1, 2005

Wang Chung

the act of projectile vomiting and having explosive diarrhea simultaneously

I wang chunged so hard last night, after eating that Mexican food.

by MHOB October 12, 2010

wang chung

something u do in your spare time I.E. masturbate

hey, man... i gotta wang chung for a while

by Sorry, im suburban, white June 11, 2005

Wang Chung

Sniffing/inhaling any substance up your nose as an act of recreation or leisure

Sarah: Party at my house tonight I just got a new script of oxys

Natasha: Hell yeah everybody's going to Wang Chung tonight!

Or

John: I just got out the hospital this morning

Tina: omg what happened

John: I wang chunged some heroine thinking it was coke

by KDaFun1 August 20, 2011