wall-rape

When a Facebook friend trolls a post you make, and somehow diverts all subsequent posters on your post from your original topic, thereby more or less nullifying the original post, or at least calling attention away from your post.

A: I got wall-raped today!
B: What happened?
A: I posted about the promotion I got at work today and that wall-rapist Facebook friend of mine caused the post to divulge into penis jokes.

by Kaowhatttt August 20, 2011

rape her wall

facebook stalking. when a bunch of people friend someone in order to make fun of them, and start writing on their wall like crazy from all different accounts.

over facebook one friend says to some others: we should all friend her at once then all hang out and rape her wall on all different accounts...

by oohlala54 October 7, 2009

Roll of Wallpaper

Alternative phrase to Boxing glove on the end of a swans neck when describing a man who is well endowed in the trouser department

Woman in pub - So then, tell me why I should go on a date with your friend Dave?

Man in pub - Because love, he has a cock like a roll of wallpaper!

by blurtworth January 7, 2011

Texas Wallpaper

To stick a wet, moist Kleenex tissue used to wipe up cum onto someone's wall. Texas Wallpaper is similar to that of a traditional Tissue Swipe except that in the case of Texas Wallpaper, the tissue that is used to wipe up semen and/or vaginal juices after masturbation, a handjob or after vaginal or anal coitus, one sticks the tissue to the wall. It is imperative that the tissue still be moist or in a semi-moist state in order to stick. The allure of the Texas Wallpaper is the ability to create a wonderful display and conversation piece of multiple tissues with each tissue having its own unique story to tell. Sexual frequency clearly determines one's ability to decorate effectively with Texas Wallpaper. Texas Wallpaper was recently featured on Do It Yourself Network.

Stan blew his wet, steamy load on his girlfriend April's chest. After grabbing a tissue and wiping off his man load, Stan quickly selected a nice spot and plastered up some Texas Wallpaper. April's wall was beginning to look like a tissue paper covered float in the Texas Cavaliers River Parade.

by Eaton Holgoode March 19, 2015

relationship wallpaper

When someone uses a large picture of their significant other or themselves with that significant other as computer (especially laptop) wallpaper to annoyingly illustrate the fact that they are in a relationship to the whole world, and especially their classmates.

Student1: look at that lamer using a pic of himself and his fat girlfriend at a toga party as relationship wallpaper.

Student2: yeah, look at that backfat on both of them. gross.

by loulud79 November 6, 2009

Living Wallpaper

A term for a Person who has not enough substance or popularity to to set of a motion detector.

Dude, isn't that Living Wallpaper?

by The iRan February 4, 2009

wallpaper pants

Pants printed with a print typically associated with wallpaper, such as flowers or a busy design. Typically preferred by the fashionable set, and teenagers.

Girl 1: Get a look at those wallpaper pants!
Girl 2: OMG, they're blinding.

by halsiebalsie July 29, 2012